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Rules: week 9

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#132: Never question Prowl on his vendetta with Starscream.

(it is unexplainable but Prowl will give you a reason and show that he has a sense of humor)

#133: Do (not) ask Epps to explain the Idaho conspiracy around new bots.

(I may have a good laugh but the rest think we are missing a few bolts in the old brain)

(Fig, Dusk, Will, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker)

#134: Do not program strange voicemail boxes into the bases phones.

(nobody appreciates looking dumb when they had no part in the prank)

(Both twins, Fig, Amber, Ratchet)

#135: do not turn off the lights and run like hells on you heels so that no one kills you.

(Epps, will, Dusk, Amber, fig)

(I will have fun trying to)

#136: if you are not going to sing a song, do not attempt to describe it.

(If you can't sing it, you can't speak it)

#137: when your guardian calls you to see if you got somewhere safe, do not reply with "no, I died a few times."

(You gave poor que a heart attack, Victoria)

#138: when we go out to a restaurant and they ask if we would like a table, do not use sarcasm.

(Yes, Prowl, it is an illogical question, but your answer of "no the floor is fine" was also illogical)

#139: do not make new bots think that there will be someone watching them sleep through their window at night.

(No comment)

#140: do not walk into a bank, yell "Nobody Move!" Then finish with some stupid comment.

(They called the cops on sunny and sides)

#141: do not go to a restaurant simply to hide fake engagement rings in girls glasses for the enjoyment of watching the boyfriends' faces.

(Epps, dog, twins, Dusk, me, Ben)

#142: please do not 'disturb your friends at all times'.

(I will disturb you back and you won't like how.)

#143: never compare your brain to the Bermuda Triangle.

(Optimus, Micheal, Ratchet, and Ironhide were all worried about me and will)

#144: don't bother trying to explain the process of how each day is a gift to them.

(Because someone *cough* Micheal *cough* will say something stupid about refunds)

#145: when a clueless bot says to follow your dreams, do not go back to bed.

#146: please don't say your kind and then go one to list every reason why your not.

(You don't make friends that way)

#147: humans: do use the excuse of being short to explain our more down to earth features.

(It ticks off certain bots)

#148: don't let ratchet know about the voice in your head.

(I made the mistake of whispering to him that the voice in my head was saying "slap the idiot")

#149: don't reply to a call me text with a text me call.

#150: don't try reverse psychology on bots.

(Ben was taking to Sam during a meeting and Galloway looks at him and goes: why are talking during my meeting.)

(To which Ben expertly replies: I don't know why are you meeting during my conversation?)