Chapter 2:
Cali chortled evilly as she clicked her phone sending the Newsletter public.
She would be scrapped for spare parts but it was so worth it.
Will opened the email that came through to see that Cali had sent it out.
'Finally!' He thought exasperated.
Epps chuckled from where he and the groups newest accomplices, Sam, Mikeala, Ben, Dusk, Amber, and Micheal, reading the letter.
Do's and Don't's of the autobot base:
1. watch were you step.
('We humans tend to run out of ground here for some reason' - Ben)
2. you need help with school, ask preceptor or Que.
3. have a 'Science Talk' translator When with Que.
('All I heard was a whole other language' - Epps)
4. keep a dictionary handy around Perceptor.
('To quote him in the med bay when he first met Ratchet: "Salutations Commanding Medical Officer, your assistance is not required. Perhaps your expertise would be better acknowledgeable elsewhere in this nano click in time." - Mikaela)
('Talks in circles. Long words. Gives headache' - Dusk)
5. challenge Amber or the older twins to a video game tournament, or any video games for that matter.
('Super competitive' - Will)
('Shut up, Fragger *growls*' - Amber)
('AMBER! LANGUAGE!' - Cali)
6. tease Mirage about his accent- he's touchy.
7. anything possible to remain free of the med bay.
('Hatchet's wrenches hurt' - Dusk and Cali)
('From what I've seen, I'm glad I'm not a bot- and not part one either' - Sam)
8. prank Galloway. As funny as Boss Bot finds it, you will be placed in the brig.
9. prank Vanessa, she gets revenge.
('*shudder* scary. dark. Must run. *shudder*' - Epps)
('*Everyone else looks at him strange*')
10. ever, EVER, prank Optimus with Slenderman- he with scream like a girl and blow stuff up.
How to know when you are in need of a desperate vacation when:
1. you can ignore an alarm and not jump when it first sounds.
('I think we can all blame Red for that one' - Micheal)
2. you begin to think human traditions are strange.
3. you compliment Galloway.
('Said soldier was fired long ago for espionage but had to have had some screws loose' - Ben)
4. you no longer jump when a holoform appears beside you.
5. you are not scared of Ratchet.
('That's really just Micheal' - Ben)
('Yeah, the Hatchet likes him' - Amber)
6. you memorize the base layout, whose rooms are where, and the codes to each one.
('Are y'all dissing my smarts' - Cali)
('Naw: they're jealous' - Micheal)
7. you have won a prank war against the Terror Twins.
8. you pray to Primus in emergencies.
9. you understand Bee's 'secret language'.
('It's called cybertronian and it's that or radio pieces' - Mikaela)
10. you can name not only all bots, but also all cons on earth and in stories told by said bots.
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