Mysterious Hacking

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Kagami: Am I too dumb to understand what I'm saying?

Kuroko: I AM.PRETTY AND FABULOUS.

Kise: I steal everyone's underwear ('・ω・)っ由

Midorima: I crave for Carrots and Takao.

Momoi: I love Aomine.

Riko: I am in love with Hyuuga.

Hyuuga: Riko loves me. My wife.

Aomine: I do myself everytime I woke up.

Murasakibara: I love candies :3.

Akashi: wth? Everyone have you lost your mind?

Kagami: WTF?! I DIDN'T WRITE THAT! I WAS BUSY COOKING! SOMEONE JUST HACK MY ACC! I AIN'T GONNA ASK THAT DUMB QUESTION!

Akashi: I thought u did.

Kuroko: what? When did I said I was pretty? And fabulous? Isn't that Kise-kun and Midorima-kun's line?

Kise: I STEAL WAT?! NO! PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE THAT! Akashichii! Someone used my Acc! 。・°°・(>_<)・°°・。

Akashi: ....the emojis though.

Midorima: I what nanodayo?! I don't crave for carrots.

Kise: so you crave for takao?

Midorima: NO! SAYS THE ONEWHO STEALS EVERYONE'S UNDERWEAR!

Kise: I DON'T !! BELIEVE ME!

Momoi: Wtf?! NEVER EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I WOULD LOVE HIM! MY HEART IS SET FOR TETSU AND THAT'S IT!

Aomine: FCK! WAT?! I DON'T "DO" MYSELF EVERY MORNING!

Kuroko: so you do in evening? Wats even that mean?

Kagami: SPG! SPG! STRICTLY PROHIBITED FOR THE YOUNG AUDIENCES AND KUROKO!

Riko: I AIN'T IN LOVE WITH HYUUGA! IF YOUR THAT PERSON WHO HACK ME YOU'LL SURE FACE HELL!

Hyuuga: MY WIFE?! I WOULD RATHER KISS A DOG THANK U VERY MUCH!

Kuroko: okay. Kiss Niguo.

Hyuuga: fine. *kiss*

Kuroko: still... I want u two to be together to be my mama and papa.

Riko: WHO TEACH YOU THAT!

Kuroko: someone told me.

Riko: WHO?!

Kuroko: idk. It doesn't have a name.

Murasakibara: oh. I thought you guys were telling the truth so I thought why not.

Kagami: ...

Aomine: ...

Kuroko: we weren't.

Murasakibara: someone hack your acc then.

Aomine: NO WAY!MY PASSWORD IS SO HARD NOONE OF YOU CAN SOLVE IT!

Momoi: it's Mako-chan. Seriously?

Aomine: ....

Kagami: NO WAY MY PASSWORD IS HARDER!

Riko: really? It's just Tetsuya.

Kagami: NO IT IS NOT!

Riko: yes it is. You typed T then E then T then S then U then Y and A.

Kagami: ...ur not at ma house.

Riko: no need. Practice.

Kise: MY PASSWORD IS THE HARDEST OF ALL! BEAT THAT! HA!

Kagami: ...

Aomine: ...

Kuroko: does anyone have any ideas who could be the hacker?

Kise: maybe from our schools? :P

Midorima: I don't think so nanodayo.

Nbchsjrvkwbriw: NO ONE OF U KNOWS WHO I AM! MUHAHAHAHA!

Aomine: bakagami?

Kagami: fck u AHOMINE! Why the hell would I use another acc?!

Midorima: Takao?

Takao: ehhh?! I don't even know that acc!

Akashi: your someone I know right?

Jdhakbdiwndbfs: yup!

Kagami: woah! His's name literally change!

Aomine: baka. Do u even know it's a he?

Kagami: ....

Akashi: don't worry now everyone. Go to sleep. I stop her from doing this again.

Aomine: A HER?!

Akashi: got a problem?

Aomine: no...no ofc not.

Kagami: why did she hack our acc? Do we even know her too?

Akashi: no. Now go to sleep. I don't want more comments after this.

Kagami: ...

Akashi: didn't I say it already?

Kagami: *sleeping*

Akashi: noone types while sleeping. Now where are my scissors?

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