Living With 4 Boys(Eddsworld X Child Reader)*COMPLETE*

But I Believe We're The Enemy (with commentary)

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Sorry guys Destroya slays<3

YOUR POV:

"Red Leader?" I asked,She nods and ducks her head under her desk probably to find something. "Tord. Ok." She pulls out a file labeled: Tord Larsson. she opens the file and has lined Pieces of paper she grabs a pen off her pencil holder and clicks it. "Go." I nod,"Well...you obviously know his name...well...Tord is Red Leader and he's a total b*tch. Actually that doesn't even describe him,anyways he's probably in Norway right down or wherever his base is probably planning to attack you guys."

"Do you know an of his plans?" She asks,I shake my head. "He used to live with us." I start her eyes light up and I see a smirk on her face. "Go on?" I sighed,and leaned back in my chair. "Well the 4 Guys-"Blue speaks up. "Who are they? The guys I mean..."

"Tom,Edd and Matt. They live on *insert address* but Tord left not soon after I tried to kill myself and ended up in the hospital." She writes the information down,"where'd he go?"

"Are you that stupid? He's an army leader!" She rolls her eyes,"right hand men or woman?"

"Men."

"Names And appearance?"

"Paul and Patryk...I can't recall what they look like so I'm sorry." Y/N really trying to get everyone killed💀

She groans and continues with asking me questions and I answer.

It feels like 20 hours have gone by even though it's only been 3. "Thank you Y/N for your help." I nodded,"ya know...you would be useful for my army." She says getting up,"we'll return you home tomorrow but think about it...you seem to have something special about you! If Tord tried to use you then I know he saw something inside you much like I did. You could be..."she trails off. "Our Destroya." (Wink wonk Danger Days Ref). "What would I be to you if I was this 'Destroya?'" She sits on her table and crosses her legs. "Well...you'd be our ticking time bomb." She states. "Didn't you try to kill yourself? Because you saw that Tord-RED leader killed your parents?" I nodded"don't you want pay back? Anyways if you were ticking time bomb,when explode you'd dye and reunited with your parents." She continues. "Doesn't that sound nice?" I lower my head and think. DESTROYA DESTROYA DESTROYA!! AGAINST THE SUN WE'RE THE ENEMY

"I think...that would be nice." I say smiling looking up at her. "So are you joining?" I smile widely and nod. "Sure will Blue Leader." She smiles at me and makes an announcement about me...Destroya! "Destroya wel-(F*CK U PHONE AND PLAYLIST WHYD NORTHERN DOWNPOUR HAVE TO PLAY?!?!)come to the family. We will start out surgery tomorrow for your bomb inside you." She says,"ok! But what about Edd and the others?" Hey moon, plz forget to fall dooowwwn. Hey MOON DONT U GO DOWN😭🤬

"I'll call them and make up something about who I am." She tells me calmly. "Don't worry you'll see them again. Oh and please called Jessie." I nod,"no need to be formal right?" I laugh she nods. "Well if we're being all buddy buddy about this you can call me N/N." She nods,"N/N...I like it! Actually I had a sibling that went by that name...but I moved away...obviously this is where I moved...and I never heard from her again." I nodded at her sad story. "Is that why you act like this is your family?" Bl-Jessie nods. "I've lost all connection to my family so kinda rebuilt 1." I nodded she opens the door for me. "How's it go?" 'Dre' asked Jessie. "We have Destroya back." Jessie says. The males eyes widen and he screams? In pain? "Frank! We know Destroya is a trigger for you but call your tits!" Jessie says,I can see 'Frank' almost in tears. "Blue I'm sorry I must go." He rushes down the hall in panic. "I'll go deal with him." Eva says walking off. Jessie Paege<3

"Dre will you please send her to Eden for surgery the next day? And tell him that when he's done to send her to Anthony." Dre nods and takes my hand but I yank it away. "You don't need to hold my hand! I'm fine!" She rolls her eyes and we walk down the hall.

A/N:
I got holographic paper...

but is it real HOLO?!
(Simply nail logical voice)