How to Survive in Black Butler (Black Butler x Reader)

Special Chapter

(Y/N)'s P.O.V

I woke up for some reason with a devious smirk planted on my lips. This meant one thing and one thing only.

Mischief time.

I hopped out of bed and quickly got dressed. I paced back and forth in my room trying to think of what I was going to do when I heard something fall. I looked down and noticed my phone. I turned it on and noticed I had 98%. That's weird I thought it would be dead by now. I hummed and then my bright idea came to me. Since Sebastian as always teasing me and being such an ass, it was time for payback. I put my phone in my boot and tiptoed out of my room. I quietly went downstairs and into the kitchen and since it was SUPER early in the morning, no one was there.

This is going to more easier than I thought.

When I went in, I opened the cabinet so I could start the first phase of my plan. I took the sugar and salt out and placed them on the counter. I switched both of the labels and put it into the exact same place. As I did that, I heard footsteps coming toward the kitchen. I hid behind the counter, took out my phone and started recording.

The kitchen door opened and Sebastian walked in. I knew that he was going to start making breakfast for Ciel and would probably use the sugar. I watched him start to bake a small cake. He opened the cabinet and took out the salt "sugar" and almost dumped the whole thing in. I guess Ciel likes sweets. He placed it back and put it into the oven, he then walked swiftly out the room. I supressed my giggles behind my hand and opened the cabinet. I put the salt and sugar labels on the correct jar and went out of the room, but not before getting the mayonnaise. With the phone still recording I put it in my dress so it could record but not be seen. Sebastian was probably going to room to go visit his cats before getting Ciel ready for the day.. This was the perfect time to go to phase two.

I quietly opened the door to Ciel's room and peeked to see if he was asleep, and he was. I walked in without making a sound and went into the bathroom. I took the mayo jar out and found the toothpaste on top of the sink. Once again I switched the two items. I was about to go back downstairs when I heard Sebastian's footsteps. I quickly hid underneath Ciel's bed and cursed my luck.

FUCK FUCK FUCK DON'T MAKE A SOUND IF SEBASTIAN FINDS ME I'M AS GOOD AS DEAD.

Sebastian walked in and opened the curtains. "Young master, it is time to wake up."

"Yes, yes. Sebastian what is today's schedule" Ciel asked groggily. I stopped listening because I felt like I was getting a cramp in my motherfucking leg.

Oh this is perfect timing.

I covered my hand so any sounds wouldn't be heard. I felt like totally biting my hand off. That's when I heard the bathroom door open and Ciel and Sebastian go in. I quickly ran out of the room and ran to the breakfast table. I would have to go down there to make it less suspicious. I suddenly I heard a womanly manly scream coming from the bathroom. I heard stomping and saw Ciel fuming and he sat down, behind him was Sebastian with a look of confusion on his face. I feigned a look of worry and turned to Ciel. "What happened Ciel?" I asked.

"what happened? WHAT HAPPENED? YOU SEE SEBASTIAN SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN CONFUSED AND MY TOOTHPASTE WAS MAYONNAISE, NOW THE BLOODY TASTE IS STUCK IN MY MOUTH" Ciel yelled while his famous tick mark appeared.

"Sebastian how could you confuse that. For someone who is 'one hell of a butler' you don't seem to act like it" I said

"I failed my master, but do not worry for I have prepared the most delicious cake that will get rid of that taste" Sebastian exclaimed as he went into the kitchen and retrieved the cake. He cut it into pieces and placed it on Ciel's plate. Ciel angrily grabbed his spoon while grumbling and took a bite. I slowly backed away.

"PFFFFFFFTTTTTT"

"Young Master what's wrong?"Sebastian asked worriedly.

"THIS CAKE IS SALTY" Ciel yelled,

"Salty?"Sebastian questioned.

"YES IT'S SALTIER THAN THE BLOODY OCEAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TODAY SEBASTIAN?!" Ciel exclaimed

"I don't know Young master, but I am very sorry let me fi-" Sebastian said but w as interrupted.

" NO YOU JUST KEEP MAKING THINGS WORSE. " Ciel said to Sebastian before he turned to me. "(Y/N), make breakfast and bring it to my study".

"Okie dokie Ciel"I said with a salute, before Ciel shot a glare at Sebastian and left. I walked into the kitchen to start making breakfast when I found Sebastian in there.

"The salt and sugar are right,, must it be that I am getting old and forgetful?"Sebastian asked himself.

"I mean you are like 1000 plus years old so it could be that"I said while making breakfast.

"You're behaviour seems to not have a single ounce of worry. Tell me (Y/N), did you have anything to do with this" he said with his demon aura surrounding him.

"Uh-Uhm I-I really d-don't know-" I said with nervousness in my voice. That's when I noticed that my phone was hanging out of my dress suspiciously. I quickly looked up but by that time I already knew that Sebastian caught on to what was happening.

"Uh, well if you excuse me I have to get the food to Ciel" I said while dashing out and up the stairs but not before hearing Sebastian telling me to come back when I was done . I quickly gave the food to Ciel and tried to run outside quietly before Sebastian found me. Just as I was about to get freedom, I felt a hand a hand snake around my waist and immediately knew I was fucked. I was turned around and was met by none other than Sebastian.

"(Y/N), why are you leaving so quickly? I thought I told you to come back after you're done, unless you have something you would like to confess?" Sebastian asked with that annoying smirk on his face.

I tried to put a confident face that said 'I'm innocent', but got that ' I'm guilty face' instead. I knew there was only one option to get out of there alive.

Run.

And with that, I spent the whole day running from Sebastian and his wrath.