Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
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(A/N)*I got all these puns from the website http://www.punoftheday.com. All credit goes to the people that wrote them.*)
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The Joke Book
HumorThis is going to be a book all about jokes. There isn't a specific type of jokes I have in here, they could be about things from One Direction jokes to country music jokes to the most random joke ever to Yo Mamma jokes. This will just be a place to...
