~Highest Rank #60 in humor~
~#3 in death and life~
Sixteen year old Genevieve Kaelin considers herself a loner, neither a misanthrope nor a deviant. She has simply lost her connection to people and can not get it back as long as she is still the hos...
Thank you for being here.....again. See, a year or two ago I deleted this book everywhere. Maybe one day I'll tell you why. Today I'm republishing. Why? Well, it's because of you. Yes, you. A lot of you have sent me so many messages about how this book has comforted you through dark times. It has given you hope, made you laugh and forget all the sorrows of this world. That's the reason why I enjoy writing so much. It's the reason why I wrote this book and it's the reason why I wrote Mr and Mrs Accidental. If you're a first time reader or a rereader, I hope you're comforted, truly. I hope you laugh again. I hope you realize that I am rooting for you. God bless you.
Now start reading, and oh, this book is full of grammatical errors, potholes and sentences that do not make sense. Enjoy.
So this is the part where I try to be cute all of a spud-den (get it?) so you read my story. Okay, lemme me try.
Read my story and drink water or else you'll go bald. If you're already bald, you'll grow hair.
It has been proven by several scientists that telling a good joke to people initiates laughter, friendship and trust. I didn't make this up! So here's a good joke. I'm a potato scientist because potato puns are so a-peeling!
Get it? Because potato - I'm so awful at this but I guess that's the way I yam!
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Holland Rodenas Genevieve Kaelin. 16 years old.
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