Alex quickly got up and ran from big papa. He ran into 2 trees accidentally, but it didn't matter. Eventually, big papas screaming for him to return was distant. Alex stopped to catch his breath. After taking a break, he pushed open the door to one of his friend's shops.
"Howdy partner!" He shouted at the notice of a door opening.
"Not now reese. I need a butthole. NOW." Alex dEMANDED.
"Woah there fella. What's the occasion?"
"Big Papa beat me and I don't know when the butthole will come in handy. Just please. I have the money."
Reese nodded and took the money, before realizing it was fake.
"Hey there cowboy this ain't no good money."
"What?"
"Looky here. It has a pineapple on it not a president."
"That anus! There was pineapple money in oolexis' gucci sweater! Not real money!" Alex was angered
"Well, pal I have some cheap buttholes. I could turn this money into my good ol pal Kaylee. She's a stripper. She'll trade." Reese said.
"Okay."
"I'll let it slide this time. Come with me."
Alex nodded and followed. They went into the storage room. All the butthole were different shapes and sizes. But the only he could afford with the fake money were 3 plastic ones.
"I want that one." Alex pointed at a rainbow one with swirly black glitter.
"Alright. Have a heaping good ol Times fashion faggot gay day!" Reese shouted at the boy who exited the shop.
