drugs are iguanas

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Alex scurried away quickly and traveled to his next stop. He slid down another alley to be greeted by a new man. The man was slightly taller and had big ass poofy hair. The guy gave a huge smirk and held his foot out.

"Um?"

"It's how I greet. Now do you want the drugs or no?" The guy asked impatiently shaking his foot for a greeting. Alex sighed and shook his foot.

"Are you a new dealer?" Alex asked quietly.

"Yeah, the names Liland. Or Lil And ya know" Alex nodded

"Soundcloud? I️ think I've seen you around before." Liland smiled and shook his head.

"Yep. Been starting, wanna hear my track?"
"Sure mAn." Liland pulled his phone out and whipped up his track.

I'm over pussy I'm over dick
I'm really horny but im sick
She put it in and rip it out
Told her off of my popsicle stick

Alex  pushed his phone away and demanded the drugs.

"Okay okay pRISS NISS." Liland shrugged and tossed a bag with white powder. Alex pushed it all up it nose and twirled around until he fell over and passed out.

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