Ze Awesome Prussia's Diary

Day 3- The World Meeting

June 21

Dear Diary-

Today I did the most awesome thing ever. There was a World Meeting today, and West just -happened- to be sick.

Kesesese ;).

Naturally, I had to fill in for him, considering I AM technically the eastern part of Germany.

I casually walked through the door to see all the countries sitting there in horror. Seriously,  they completely forgot what they were arguing about and focused their attention on the awesome me!

I sat down in West's seat and looked down upon all the peasants.  I just sat there, and nobody said a word. I guess they just couldn't handle the awesomeness.

Austria was the first to speak. "Is anyone else wondering just WHY is HE here?!"

I glared at him. "You dummkopf. I'm considered to be Germany as well!"

"But you can't run a meeting!" he cried.

"Dude, I'm the hero. I can run a meeting better then what's-his-face over there." America stood up and said. He then proceeded to talk about giant robots saving the world or whatever.

"...And then Optimus Prime..."

"WANKER! Your stupid robot movies can't fix global warming! " England yelled.

"Well, who says they can't? " Japan stated quietly.

"Robots are pointless. They can't feel emotion! What the world just needs is more love!" France gushed, when England poured a cup of boiling hot tea on his head. Despite having second-degree burns or whatever, he chased England, trying to kiss him.

Meanwhile, that little kid (I think his name is Sealand) had gotten in again and was standing there in horror at the madness unfolding.

"EVERYONE STOP FREAKING OUT!  THE AWESOME ME IS HERE!!!" I yelled while jumping on the table.

"GO AWAY YOU STUPID POTATO!" Romano yelled at me. He then just kept yelling random insults in Italian then he fell off his chair and I laughed.

"Why can't we all just eat pasta and be happy? " Italy sighed.

His brother got up and clapped right above Italy ' s head. "STUPID BROTHER!"

Suprisingly,  Switzerland came up to the board and yelled at everyone to be quiet. "Shut up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" he shouted.

Everyone quieted down.

He pushed me aside. "Okay. Before we solve any problems, you all first need to learn how to defend yourself. If someone is coming at you, follow these steps. First, just say no. Then, say "AHHHHHHHH!" And then, you have to go "OH MY GOD!!!" Most importantly, you gotta--"

"DROP IT!" I yelled while putting on my shades I conveniently had in my pocket. The music started playing while I jumped on the table and danced.

And that, children, is why I am banned from going to World Meetings now.

Kitty: Did you get the hidden references?  No? Ok.

The head clap "STUPID BROTHER" thing is from A Very Potter Musical. 

Switzerland ' s defense speech is from the YouTube poop "Switzerland Says." So yeah. Look those up.