Ze Awesome Prussia's Diary

Day 2- Fangirl Hungary

June 20

Dear Diary-

Because mein unawesome bruder told me to do something with my life, I went to Austria 's house last night and threw a party. Of course, he just just facepalmed and told me to leave. But, after I used my awesome powers of awesome (okay, I tried the puppy - dog eyes...) he just sighed and said I could stay there for the night as long as I didn't cause problems.

Naturally,  I broke 3 windows somehow.

Eventually I fell asleep and he tried to wake me up really early.

"Come on, get your lazy self up."

"No, I'm too awesome!" I threw a pillow at him.

"This isn't even your house!"

"Ja it is."

"This is my house."

"I'm the ruler of the world und this is mein house."

"WHY IS HE HERE?!" Of course she appeared.

"Oh hallo Hungary."

"Austria,  why did he stay here again?! You aren't cheating on me, are you?! Wait a minute. We're divorced and I can't stand you half the time. YAY YAOI!"

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, ELIZA. NO. STOP PAIRING PEOPLE. "

"Well, West always denies his and Italy ' s relationship..... Kesesese...."

"GET OUT OF HERE."

"NEIN."

"Wait a minute.... You can confirm Germany and Italy 's relationship? " She had her fangirl face on...

"Ja, it's pretty obvious.

Hungary squealed for like 5 minutes straight, I swear.

"I DO NOT APPROVE."

"Oh, shut up Austria, everyone ships them."

"GET OUT OF HERE OR I'LL CONVINCE GERMANY TO NOT LET YOU LIVE IN HIS BASEMENT."

"You're so mean ;-;"

Hungary is a real fangirl though. I swear sometimes I see her stalking them with a camera...

So i finally got tired of arguing so I flew away on a glittery rainbow back to West's house because I'm just that awesome.

And whaddya know? I found Italy snuggled up on the couch next to him while they watched a movie together. I awesomely laughed and then West realized I was there and started blushing madly.

"Go... go away.... shut up...."

And in that moment, I swear I saw Hungary peering over the window.

Guys. I need help. Kitty is going crazy. I'm starting to ship FrUk ;-; what's wrong with meh?