Jédu

Partie 2 - Musique d'une vie

Pdv Jésus le vendu

C'était un vendredi après-midi, je venais de prendre un copieux goûté et m'installais tranquillement sur une chaise, en face de la fenêtre menant sur le jardin gardé par pépé Jacqui qui avait la dent droite carriée ; mais ça, il ne le savait pas encore ! En effet son RDV était prévu demain à 14h chez le fleuriste (aka. le dentiste incompris).

Je remis mon casque beat en blutooth à partir de mon iphone X et lançai "Wannabe" des Spice Girls, un nouveau petit groupe que je raffole ! Je me rappelais des paroles :

"Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ahIf you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fineI'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it isOh, what do you think about that
Now you know how I feel
Say, you can handle my love, are you for real
(Are you for real)
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbyeYo I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ahIf you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it isSo, here's a story from A to Z
You wanna get with me, you gotta listen carefully
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face
You got G like MC who likes it on a
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady
And as for me, ha you'll seeSlam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all aroundIf you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
(Gotta get with my friends)
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
(You've got to give)
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it isIf you wanna be my lover
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
Slam, slam, slam, slam (make it last forever)Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover"

Une fois la chanson finie, c'était la fin de la journée. J'allais donc me coucher en repensant à Marie Madeleine... S'te salope s'était fait défoncer la techa par l'autre PD Boudha de mes couilles.