~ birthday guy~

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slender man: wake up you lazy bumbs and start cleaning up I want a clean house NOW!!!!!

everyone: *runs downstairs except jeff* yus sir

jeff: *wakes downstairs afterwards* what the he'll slendy I was dreaming about sex

slender: can't we go one whole day with out talking about sex now anyways today is splendor man, my brothers, birthday and I'm inviting offender, trendy, and splendy, over so we can grill.

Niki: * eyes get really wide* you mean we're going to actually make a lot of FUUD * JUMPS UP AND DOWN* me and food has been buddies since I can remember if I could I would marry food. Fuud magical Fuud.

everyone: 0////0 Niki what the truck is working with you

slenderp: Niki I told you to stop putting slenderp

Niki: oh you did I guess I wasn't listening then or now hehe

sally/Savannah/observer/laughing jack/Nina/ laughing Jill/lost silver: hey guys were back from the beach

sonic exe: wow you guys got here really slow why can't you be more like me

everyone: -¥- shut up sonic

later that day

everyone: happy birthday splendy

splendor: thank you everybody I really had a great time today

all the girls: *still stuffing their faces*

Niki: omg slender you didn't tell me you had great taste in food I'm usually the one cooking great meals but you did better than me

slender: I almost wish that meant something

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