After school, my ass walked to my matte black Ferrari with gold rims.
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As usual some dumb ass kids was standing around it and some boy in a bright ass fucking hoodie had to be like the paps and take pictures.
"That'll be $100," I said.
" Wait what, " the apparently deaf kid said.
'That'll be $100' I signed to him using ASL.
"What did you just say?" He asked confused.
" she told you it will be $100 , " his friend next to him said.
"So you can hear," I said confusing the shot out of him.
"Duh," he said .
I swear ole boy trying my patience, and it's already thin due my thot of an ex.
"Well, you couldn't comprehend when I spoke perfect English so I have you the benefit of the doubt and said he must be deaf," I said shrugging my shoulders.
"But since you CAN hear and made me waste time and try to communicate with you in sign language, I'm bumping the price to $150," I said glaring at him.
" Why in the hell I got to pay you anyway? " highlighter said sucking his teeth.
Homeboy look like he been chewing on a box of Crayola.
"Did you ask if you can take a picture of my car?," By this time all his friends had abandoned him to talk with me alone. Pussy asses.
"No. But-" he started.
"No buts. You either get me my money or I will being the law into this.My law," I told him.
"And guess what? The question won't be did I get my money. It will be did you survive long enough to see me with it," I whispered in his ear.
I smirked at the fear in his eyes I saw when I took my step back.
"All of this for some pictures and $150?" He wimpered.
" Every penny counts, " I said as I walked to my car.
"Oh and Crayola Highlighter," I said from in my car.
" my name is Samuel, " he said.
I rolled my eyes at that, "Did I ask what your name was? Does it look like I care what your name is? Will knowing your name get me my money? Exactly. Crayola Highlighter you now owe me $300 for getting smart have it by next week," I said before pulling out of the school parking lot.
