The problems of an Ace introvert.

imagines♡ - Beta

This is just a beta of what you're gonna see in the Imagines book coming in May.

Enjoy!

1.) Household

Chowchow : Asta la vista suckers! *leaves*

Astrid : *checks off name* well thats one person out of the household.

Ann ( Food_addict_bitch101 ) : Who'll replace Chowchow then?

Empress : *busts open the door* HALO PEOPLE!

Everybody else : ...

Bela : Empress! Welcome!

Julia : Mi casa su casa!

DJ : What took you so long?

Ashby : Finally... sunshine in this dark emo house!!!

Empress : ???

Bela : Anyway... you'll be staying in Chowchow's deserted room. Feel free to decorate!

Empress : Aww yiss! *sonics to room*

Ashby : Why'd you replace Chowchow with Empress anyway???

Astrid : She's a walking lucky charm, if she stays here, it'll be heaven on earth.

Ashby : But isn't Bela - Karma?

Astrid : Thats another reason why, to ward off all if Bela's Karma demons.

Empress : *shouts from room* HEY GUYS, WE FOUND A TREASURE CHEST UNDER CHOWCHOW'S BED HOLY FRIGG!

Bela : HOLY SH1T! WHAT WAS CHOWCHOW HIDING! GOLD!?

Tin&Tel : WE'RE GONNA BE RICH  MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Astrid : See...

Ashby : wtf.

2.) Musical trash

3:51 pm

*Ann & Bela blasting Musical theatre songs*

Ashby : * In bed* Oh holy tired soul of Suga please save us all...

-in the other room-

Julia : *covers herself in pillows*

Astrid : *resisting the urge to murder someone rn*

-in the other, other room-

Tin : *sleeping with Headphones on*

Tel : *Blanket fort*

Empress : *suddenly sound asleep under the tri-bed (( Tri-bed holy fuc ))*

-In Ann and Bela's room-

ANN : I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY-

BELA : SHOT! I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY -

BOTH : SHOT!!! AYO I'M JUST LIKE MY COUNTRY, I'M YOUNG, SCRAPPY, AND HUNGRY AND I'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY, SHOT!

-meanwhile, across the globe-

AwkwardKing- : ... my Hamilton senses are tingling...

-back at the household-

Astrid : I'm gonna kill those two in the morning...

3.) Empty

-in an elevator-

Bela : *touches rusty railings* God the railings in here are so dirty...

Julia : I got alchohol, *gets achohol from bag*

Julia : Hey Bela, yoh want some? *hands over the alchohol*

-elevator door opens-

Bela : *takes achohol* This b1tch empty. * Throws achohol out the door*

Ashby : yYEEEEEEETTT

Julia : !!!

-achohol bounces off walls-

Astrid : Hey guys- *achohol hits the back of her head*

Everyone else: ...

Astrid : grrrrrr...

Bela : CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR-

Ashby : *Pushing close door button*

Julia : MY ALCHOHOL!!!

Last one.

Sexuality ( pride )

||how to come off as straight||

-at the breakfast table-

Bela : *reading watty*

Empress : Hey!

Bela : what?

Ashby : we take our iced coffe like we take our girls

Bela : yeah?

Julia : we dont drink iced coffee

Ashby : We like them Hot.

Bela : ...

|| How to come off as Bi ||

-at the grocery store-

Bela : Need anything at the chocolate aisle?

Tel : Yup * gets a Twix *

Tin : See this chocolate bar? *opens it up*

DJ : This *points to bar 1* is female

DJ : This *points to bar 2* is male

Tel : and we like them both!

Tin : We dont care at all! * takes a bite at both *

Bela : ...  you do know we have to pay for that?

Them : oh.

|| How to come off as Ace woop-WOOP! ||

Ashby : *listening to Go-Go*

Bela : Hey,

Ashby : Mmhhm?

Bela : you drink coffee right?

Ashby : so?

Bela : Well... I take my coffee like I take any gender specific relationship.

Ashby : And???

Bela : I dont drink coffee.

Ashby : WHAT????

Well thats it for now, Hope you enjoyed.

- ._.