drunks

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drunk- your are the sweetest candything in all of the universe sprinkles odf sugar on my tast

friend- Jason are you drunk

drunk-would you arrested me if i was 

friend-no sir

drunk-u arw so polite 

friend- well thank you how much u drink

drunk- a baby and a half dozen of babies 


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