Rachelle
I woke up to screaming, which is very common in this household. The screaming is usually my little brother Josh. He screams when he doesn't get what he wants or when he has a nightmare. I sort of excepted Eric to be screaming because Eric is a little baby at times.
'' I want to go to the park right now!'' Josh screamed, I couldn't help but smile. It's funny hearing Josh's demands around the house. He thinks he is some type of dictator. I rolled out of bed and went straight into the bath room. After I was done, I walked down stairs. I saw Josh lying on the floor screaming and Eric throwing dog treats onto Josh. My mother slapped Eric in the back of the head.
'' Your brother isn't a dog!'' She snapped, Eric shrugged his shoulders. '' He damn sure isn't human.'' He muttered under this breath. I walked into the kitchen - stepping over Josh- , and grabbed a bowl to eat some cereal.
'' Look who is finally awake, Mrs. Want - To - Be - Styles, or is it Bieber?''Josh got up and started running around the kitchen screaming.
'' I hope you forget how to read.'' I told Eric.
'' I hope you get hit by a bike.'' He smiles, I rolled my eyes. He really wants to do this in the morning?
'' I hope your girlfriend sees that small thing you call a penis and leaves you.'' His smiled triggered, turning into a frown.
'' I hope no boy likes you, because you look like a man.'' He snapped.
'' I hope you get a hair cut, because you look like a six grade girl,'' I said pouring cereal into my bowl.
'' I hope you chock on cereal.'' He said.
'' I hope you sleep with a eye open tonight because I'm going to cut your peni-''
'' Stop it!'' My mom screamed, she was holding with both hands. Josh was kicking and screaming, of course.
'' Rachelle take him to the park now!'' Eric started laughing.
'' Mom it's like eight in the morning who the heck goes to the park this early? I didn't even get to eat my cereal! I just woke up! Make Eric do it!''
'' I can't I messed up my ankle remember? I can't chase after Josh, with a bad ankle. I could like die out there, '' He said, I scolded him.
'' RACHELLE NOW! I cannot deal with Josh right now, bring the cereal with you to the park I don't care! Just take Josh!'' She put Josh back on the ground, and he ran to go put on his shoes.
'' I can't wait till your father gets back from his little vacation,'' She mumbled.
My parents have a vacation away from us and sometimes from one another three times a month. My dad went by himself this time, he doesn't come back till next week. As soon as my dad comes back my mother will go on vacation. Then when she comes back they will both go somewhere – probably Hawaii – together. Eric and I were offended when they came up with the idea to get away from us. They told us not to be offended, and that they love us but sometimes they need a break from us. Which I totally get now, because living with Josh and Eric you will need a break.
I grabbed my bowl of cereal, and put on my Sperry's. Mind you I'm still in my pajamas, which is a over sized Superman t-shirt – it's Eric's -, and black Soffe shorts. The Superman t-shirt makes it look like, I'm not wear pants. As soon as I opened the door, Josh dashed outside and started running.
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The Boy With The Green Bike / l.h
HumorRachelle Anderson isn't your normal teenager. Ever since school ended, all summer she does nothing but sleep, eat, Tumblr, Youtube, Google Images and fighting with her brothers. Until one day she finally steps foot out side bumping into the handsom...