-"Bully targeted nerd Marcel by day, famed boyband member Harry Styles by night."
Here we go with the Hannah Montana thing again.
-"Our mouths crashed together."
Honk honk. Shall I alert 911 again?
-He throws away all Ariana's brand name makeup because shes too beautiful.
That shits expensive Harry.
-*end of description* "Ariana holds something sacred."
*bows down to the assumed 19 year old virgin*
-"Okay so for our three day, five hour, 32 minute, and 52 second anniversary, I decided to get you a surprise." Harry guides Ariana swiftly down the stairs of their mansion, making sure she doesnt peek- or fall. "Okay now open them!"
"Oh my gosh Harry! My own lamborgini!"
-She's always so social and hangs out with everyone every second of every day.
Like seriously, the normal teenage girl eats and reads and surfs the internet all day.
-Most people who live in LA have never seen a celebrity in their life but apparently if you live in England you can catch One Direction walking down the street.
-The description seems all deep and the first sentence says something about carrots.
-Author's note: "Sory gies I apolagize for my grammer mistaces!"
How about we work on your spelling first yeah?
-The book starts "Hi, my name is Ariana!"
-*Deep man voice* "The most dangerous gang in all of England..One Direction."
Why do I have a very hard time believing that?
-Justin Bieber, 5 Seconds of Summer, or Ed Sheeran always find their way into the story.
Like, just no. Please take ten steps back I wasnt aware that this is your fanfic.
-That chapter ends "..and then I black out."
-"Make sure you come back to Bradford for Thanksgiving!" Zayn's mum, Trisha, requests.
Are you sure you're from England..?
-Okay so now Harry's going for the thirteen year olds eh?
-"Before jumping into my lamborgini I slipped on my black converse and skinny jeans I purchased from Macy's yesterday along with my Tiffany's bracele-"
Why have actual life goals when you can work at Starbucks and live the life of a millionaire?
-He always automatically gives her his number after she spills scolding hot coffee all over him.
He doesnt even ask for napkins.
-One Direction just so happens to walk by an abandoned unconcious teenage girl on the side of the street.
The likelihood.
-Everything she says is the polar opposite.
"I hate shopping." *goes to the mall every other chapter*
"I love food!" *doesnt eat for the first thiry chapters until Niall drags her to Nandos*
-evrything is in txt talk
"omg Ari ilysm bb!"
"lmfao rn harreh u rlly think I <3 u 2? I h8 u lol."
