There was two blondes which lived right beside Texas and the first blonde asks the second blonde a stupid question!
-first blonde-Hey which is closer Texas or the moon?
-second blonde- Well duh the moon?
-first blonde- Correct!
The second blonde looks at the first one and says "you can see the moon from here and you can't see Texas can you!?"
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Funny jokes and quotes!
HumorThese are a couple jokes I made up with my friends and a couple I found online