Alexa
I luv 1d socthrguh jvhfb much
you: wot?!?!?!?
:your mom: you jots fexcited
Me: why
You: cuz I've got nidey nine probldms and im going to see ,y teripissed
me: lawl
my mom: getz ur skatah and get yo smelly butox doewn stairs right niewww!"
me: i sang rightt now by one direction vsfn.ibdjvfjfnefjkhurhf
you pops out of niweve
you: ask me of im a duck."
me: are is a duck?!
you: nooooooooooooooooooœ
my mom: wah. go downestaireeeees yoer yor móm is is here
me: móm?!?!? hwat are you takling abouf is mom not moham?!?! IDoita!
my mom: your móm iz me new wifee
me: you iz a lesbo mom?
my mom: yez
me: me twoooo!
my mom: really wanna go owt with mee
me: bu you iz my mom
my mom: okayz
the mom puzhed me down the stariesszzzz. móm saw and got upsett weith her new wifee
móm: dint do thsat to yous chickemfdhxfh
mom: i ded i loves you bae
i almoust threwwnu upnin my mowth when thei kidsed and made up
me: ewz mom doent kiss in public thatz is grosee
mok: sorry hot dog
the doorbellz ring
i answereddd the dorieeee
it was calume whoddie my mein.
mom: whoes that hottie
me: i tot uou is lesboq
mom: i lied
móm: wat,!! n
mom: i sowwy honey i love you
möm: okay
me: that is calume whoddie my lo mein
móm: iz he asien
mom: he iz sessy too bsd itz iwll eegul
me: hez mine we iz going on a date
móm: no you but youre bròs willi be heri soon okay?
me: cried wHY YOU DO DOs AGustus Waterfall ?!?!!?!?!?!
hazel grace: i now me twoooo?!?!?!?!
sobs together
know on te door
mòm: it iz your brós
