South Park x reader onshots

Princess Kenny x reader your a princess too!

Authors note: can't figure out whether to call princess Kenny a boy or a girl, maybe they're just a attack helicopter)

Imma call her a her since it's princess 

Fans: DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEYRE GENDER!

I'm sorry I'm sorry!)

(And also no offense to LB5538 I kinda tweeked  (eh?? Ehh??)  the idea 

This scenario was given by

@LB5538

Thanks 

3rd person pov* 

You were a theif for the elves, though Cartman bullied you in real life he thought even worse you in the game. One day Kyle- sorry the high Jew elf king, told you to kidnap the jewel of kupa keep/princess Kenny, to which you obeyed and made your way over there. When you got there some elves were fighting doucebag and a couple others you snuck and looked at the princess, she was actually pretty well.. beautiful. You walked up with no problem and grabbed her arm "u-uh princess.. I'm kidnapping you?" You said awkwardly pulling her out of kupa keep kingdom. You sighed as you went to find a fast pass surprisingly the princess didn't fight back she just kinda started at you. You finally decided to talk when you got back to the elven kingdom you took her to one of your tents.

Princess Kennys pov*

She's beatiful, even more then me, damn what am I thinking. We're on seperate sides she'll never like me. Why would she do that, eventually I talked "soo what's your name?" I asked in the girliest voice I could muster up "can't tell you princess sorry" she said reaching for something in her tent which was actually quite big. I was a little confused at this but intrigued "so it's a mystery?" (Fans: GOD DAMNIT AUTHOR CHAN THIS IS NOT COON AND FRIENDS)I asked getting up and walking up behind her zipping down my parka so I could be heard more clearly. 

Your pov*

I could feel her breathing on my neck it was kinda weird but I didn't care that much. "N-no not really." I said looking down. She smirked slightly seeing my reaction and sat back down "so I guess I'm stuck here until they steal me back" the princess said. I nodded and shrugged "I guess" 

A few days later*

Princess Kennys pov*

Guess everyone in kupa keep forgot about me or something. Damn thanks for caring so much, anyway I finally found out my kidnappers name 'Y/N'. She really is beautiful she's kept me in her tent these past few days, bringing me food or water when I needed it, hell I got treated better there then in kupa keep and they had way better hotties here then kupa keep too! (Mostly Y/N tho) Score score score for me am I right? Anyway today Y/N came with her hood off with a green shirt and black pants on since it was way to hot for the hood this showed bruises I was kinda confused so I asked. "Y/N what are those from?"she sighed looking down "just the wizard." Cartman. That asshole hurt my damsel I will fucking kill him I looked at her she looked down and pulled her hood on to cover her arms but before she could I grabbed her arm. "Y/N what did he do to you?" I asked, she shrugged "it's not that bad he just bullies me a lot and calls me ugly. Nothing serious" I looked at her with a serious expression leaving my normally cute one behind and sighed. "Don't listen to him your beautiful!" I smiled at her she sighed and rubbed her arm blushing softly "guess that means a lot coming from a princess" I nodded "yeah-" I got up not even letting myself finish and kissing her. She kissed back in sync.

A few weeks later 

Y/N had come over to kupa keep and became queen along with now queen Kenny the wizard called you fags you guys called each other beatiful and so you were