Seventeen BoyxBoy One-shots

No fxcking chance

Either going to be a two-shot or 3-shot, each with different titles. Enjoy^^

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Jeonghan stared longingly at the retreating back of the university's football captain.

"You're going to stare a hole into his back, Han."

Cue his annoying best friend since middle school, Hong Jisoo.

"Why does he have to be so perfect then? It's not my fault that I just have to, y'know, stare. A human being that perfect is supposed to be stared at. Plus, it's his fault for being..."

Jeonghan waved his arms wildly trying to express ...

"THAT"

"That?"

Jisoo raised an amused eyebrow at his friend's struggle to express his admiration for the other male.

"Don't you even dare make fun of me Hong."

The mentioned male chuckled silently but quickly turned serious.

"Why don't you just confess Jeonghan?"

"I can't confess to him, Soo."

"Why not? You have no valid excuse. You're Yoon Jeonghan. The most popular student in the Fine Arts department. Known singer of the music club. Dubbed as the most beautiful student to walk Pledis University's halls by the student body and not to mention that you have the reputation of being the most eligible guy to date."

"That's exactly why."

Jisoo cocked his head to the side, confusion clouding over his gorgeous face.

"What? I literally enumerated why he should date you not why he shouldn't date you."

Jeonghan shook his head, staring at a specific spot in the cafeteria. He subtly pointed to the direction he was staring at, clearly hinting that Jisoo should look at that specific spot.

Jisoo followed the direction Jeonghan pointed at. There he saw Choi Seungcheol, captain of the football team. Student council president, leader of a well known rap group in the university, voted as the hottest guy on campus every year and the guy that every girl (and guys)  thirst over. He was standing there, his arm slung over a shorter male. Lee Jihoon. Music Club president, student council vice president, best student in the Music composition department, holds the reputation for winning the most musical competitions outside of the campus and voted as the guy that everyone wants to spoil and have a relationship with.

"He's the kind of guy that Seungcheol wants. That he needs. They're a power couple Jisoo. Everyone wants to have that kind of relationship."

Jisoo shook his head, frowning at his sulking best friend.

"Yah. Stop saying all that negative shit. How did you even know if they are together?"

"They just are. Look at them Jisoo. It's so obvious that they're in love with each other."

"What if you're wrong?"

"I'm not."

"What if you are?"

"I'm pretty damn sure I'm not wrong Jisoo."

"That's what the girls at our class said when they thought you and I are a couple."

Jeonghan went silent. He directed his stare at his brother from another mother, said man staring right back.

"And how are you so sure that they aren't a couple?"

"I'm not. That's why I'm saying that you should ask."

"I'm not going to do anything of that sort."

"Yes you are Yoon Jeonghan."

Jeonghan just glared warily at the mischievous tone in his best friend's words.

"What are you planning?"

The mischievous smile was suddenly replaced by the smile that makes everyone swoon.

"Why Jeonghan, how could you say that? It's like you're implying that I'm planning something that might ruin both our reputations as well as the captain that you are pining over. How dare you accuse me of such things. You know I would never."

"That possibility is as high as me being attracted to you. Which is, by the way, very low."

"Ouch. How people seem to think we're dating is beyond me. Are they like blind?"

"Jeez, Josh. I'm not that bad."

"Ew. Can you not call me that? My grandma calls me that."

"Whatever Jisoo-yah."

Jeonghan sighed again, staring at the figure across the cafeteria. Joshua looked across the cafeteria towards a specific person. The two of them shared a mischievous smirk towards each other. Let the plan commence.

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No hate towards JiHan. All love

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