I literally had this happen to me last night. I couldn't wait to write about it. :)
"My friend" mhm "friend" who thinks we are friends with benefits. It was his birthday yesterday. This is only part of the story, only funny part, hours before I had wished him a happy birthday and he said thanks and left me on read after I said welcome.
"Friend": "It's still my birthday for 4 more hours."
Me: And.
"Friend": So you should send me some presents.
You know hinting at those nudes I wasn't handing out. But I was so uncomfortable that I literally could not say no.
Me: Why
"Friend": Because it's my birthday.
Me: And I want a dragon for my birthday.
"Friend": .....
Me: A real dragon too. One that I can fly. Toburnyoutoacrisp.
"Friend": What?
Me: What?
YOU ARE READING
The secret to smiles
DiversosI have a book already that's full of hurt and brokenness and sins and basically lol "horrible stuff". Stuff that brings the feelings in and not so much smiling stuff. Soooooo this book is all about how you shove your problems to the side and forget...
