Random kid in class: You aren't best friends if you don't insult each other every day.
Chelsea: We don't insult each other every day.
Emily: Chelsea! Quick! Insult me!
Chelsea: Uh, um, you are dumb!
Emily: You are ugly! Phew, we're good.
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The Struggles Of A Friendship Like Ours
RandomI hate everyone but you. No. I just hate you slightly less than most people.
