Total Drama Fanfiction

Not So Happy Campers [Pt 3]

"This is camp wawanakwa, your home for the next 8 weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" Chris spoke as he stood in front of the 26 campers. Each of them looked at each other, either sizing up their competition or looking for a friend. Harold gave a small grin towards Duncan only to have a fist shoved in his face. "The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win 100,000 dollars!"

Duncan stepped forward, "Excuse me, what will the sleeping arrangements be?" He pointed directly towards Heather before continuing. "Because I'd like request a bunk under her." Heather asked in a worried tone, "They're not co-ed, are they?" Chris shook his head as he said, "Noo, girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

M quickly raised his hand before asking in a emotionless tone, "Excuse me, Kyle, can I have the cabin with the lake view since I'm the wealthiest?" The show host deadpanned, "Okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here and it's Chris."

Katie chipped in with a sincere tone, "I have to live with Sadie or I'll die." Sadie added, "And I'll break out in hives. It's true!"

"This cannot be happening," Gwen groaned before feeling Owen's hand wrap around her as he brought both her and Tyler in for a hug. "Ah, c'mon guys. It'll be fun! It's like a big sleep over!" Owen spoke as he tried his best to comfort his fellow campers. "At least you don't sleep next to them." Tyler whispered while pointing towards Duncan, M, and Kevin. The delinquent was giving a buck a noogie, the camp's anti-social contestant was sitting with his feet curled up against his chest as he stared at the other campers without ever blinking, and the musician spotted a gang of squirrels trying to snatch his bag of chips before blasting them away with his speaker.

"Here's the deal," McLain spoke as he pulled out a list of names. "We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsey, Beth, Timothy, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, Noah, and M. From this moment on, you are officially known as the screaming gophers!" Chris threw the banner towards Owen which unrolled to reveal a green screaming gopher. "Yeah, I'm a gopher! Woo!" Owen cheered. Katie worriedly looked over her best friend who wasn't on her team. "Wait, what about Sadie?"

Chris ignored the teen as he continued his assignments of the teams. "The rest of you, over here. Geoff, Bridgette, Dj, Dominic, Kevin, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. Move! Move! Move!" Sadie cried, "But Katie's a gopher! I have to be a gopher!" Courtney placed a hand on the girl's shoulder as she said, "Sadie, is it? C'mon, it'll be okay." Sadie hesitantly walked with Courtney but not before screaming, "This is so unfair! I miss you Katie!" Katie responded with teary eyes, "Oh, I miss you too!" Chris tossed a rolled up banner towards Harold only for it unroll and reveal the Bass within. "You guys will officially be known as: the killer bass." Harold stood in awe as he looked upon the banner, "Its awesome. It's like...amazing."

"Alright campers, you and your team will be on camera at all public areas during this competition," The camera cut away to Chris sitting in an outhouse as he continued, "You will also be able to share your inner most thoughts on tape with video diaries any time you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking or just get something off your chest."

The camera cut away to Gwen giving the video diary a shot. "Um...okay, so far this sucks."

Another cut showed Owen with a very serious expression. "Hey everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say..." suddenly Owen let out a fart before chuckling into the camera.

The final cut showed Timothy sipping on a cup labeled "Sin fuel" with 3 X's at the bottom before he winked at the camera.

"Alright, any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabin." Chris spoke before directing the contestants towards the cabins. "Gophers, your in the east cabin. Bass, you're in the West."