2D X Reader [Smut]

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    Fair warning that this one gets semi-aggressive because I'm a little fucked up. NOT ABUSIVE/RAPE, IM NOT FOR THAT AT ALL DON'T WORRY.

Phase 2

2-D placed a cigarette between his lips. He stood behind you, locking his arms loosely around your body with his chin resting on your head,
"Last night was amazin' dear, wasn't eht'?"

You looked downward off the balcony. Cars rushed by which looked like only mere flashes of dull colors, "I loved it..."

"I can't believe yeuw beat me en' Pokémon FHAT' many times. Eht was incredible!"

"I play that game too much of course I beat you." You laughed.

He squinted, "Oh, yeuw' know I con't read fha' attacks well an' ave' bad eyesight."

"I know, you really need to wear your glasses more often. You look really good with them honestly." You gave him a small kiss on his neck.

"I aven't worn fhose' en' like...forever."

"Hey, Stu-Pot?"

He looked down, "Yeas', dear?"

You cleared your throat, "I'd like to try some kinky stuff with you tonight."

2-D let smoke escape from his lips, "Oh, like wot?"

"Well, I have a few things and...I got a little surprise."

"...should I be afraid?"

"Yeah."

He gasped, "Dear lord, wot is eht?"

"A vibrator...it's not for me though.

He paused, "Wait do yeuw' mean yer' gonna put eht' up my-"

You laughed mischievously, "YUp!"

The cigarette he was in the middle of smoking fell from his mouth, "Yeuw' wown't tew' wot'!?"

"Can I please, I'm telling you, it's going to feel good. The pleasure will be all your's~"

"Fhat' just sounds so...painful."

You inched closer to his face, "I promise you'll like it."

"Luv, I'm noawt' gay dough'."

You giggled, "2-D, it's not 'gay' if you're taking it from a girl, right?"

He remained silent. His lips parted like he was going to say something but shut his mouth once again and furrowed his eyebrows.  "I don' want tew' agree wif' yeuw' but, yeuw' ar' kind of righ'..." he admitted, "Uhh...how ar' yeuw' gonna attempt dis' wifout' anyfing' tew' use?",2-D said with a crack in his voice.

"Ahh, don't worry babe. I already got something for you. Don't worry, it's nice and textured just for you~."

His eyes widened, "Dear lord, how did I end up wif' a gal like yeuw' our of aol' of
fhem'?"

"Rude.", You said jokingly.

2-D gasped again, "I'm so sowwy'! I was jokin', I-I-I-I luv'' yeuw'!"