partners in crime (!human!bill cypher x !con artest!reader)

good morning

Y/n is awoken by a shift neerby. Her eyes spring open, 'it might be an intruder' she thought but no, it's just her crime partner sleeping across from her perhaps she can murder someone another day. 'do demons even need sleep' "not really but we hibernate to conserve power." bill responds not opening his eyes. y/n jumps back at this "Jesus you startaled me!" she exclamed She will never get used to him listening in on her thoughts. she gets up and stretches "well I have work to do. See ya at noon." She turned to ask her friend "yeah I have deals to make. see ya stardust." He says dissapering in blue flames "oh and one more thing," he adds poping his head out of the fire he stares into you "were not friends, just partners." and with that he disappeared (y/n) quickly puts on her belt and boots ties her hoodie around her waist in case it gets cold and sets out for another con

"GET BACK HERE YOU RAFSKALION"
(Y/n) had just scamed an old man out of his money. She got away with $20 and a needle,odd but not the strangest thing she's ever got. She looks at the sky and sees it's almost noon so she headed back to the house to see if bill was there. she saw him sitting on the porch with two sodas.
"hey." He waves me over and hands me the soda "so whatcha got stardust." He calls me that annoying nickname but I just ignore it "$20 and a needle might be handy." Nice he complements me "so what did you do" I question "a kid who looked like seven but was actually in his early twentys sold his soal for a pendant" he chuckles "oh really what's is do? make him look his age." I make a pass at the kid man thing and bill chuckles back "nah it's just a levitation thing but I hiped it up pretty well. how do ya think it'll take before he realises he got scammed?" We laugh about story's tell I think I should get back to work and he agrees we go our seprite ways.
I scour the area for some one to con. There's a iffy looking bar a ways down the road with a ladys drink free sighn I stop at the bar and get a drink when I see a lone stranger a seat away talking up this girl about anime and his katana collection I scoot over and ask about his collection almost immeditly he asks if I want to get out of there I say yes and we go to his car we kiss in the car that smells and looks like garbage and I press I finger hard on the pulse in his neck I pull my finger off quickly and he passes out I quickly steal his walit to find a nice $100 dollars and a roll of quarters score. I get up and out of the car and walk away.
I get home and see bill is there "hey welcome home." He smiles and winks " glad you got back safe. So what are we doing tonight?" I ask "tonight." He asks "for dinner. " i say like it's obvious "ah yes dinner. order in Chinese food?" He asks I respond with "yeah but it's on me."

The Chinese came and we conversed over the day "so about how were not friends." I start "yeah." he says eating some rice "if were not friends why were you sleeping in my room this morning?" he stops eating and looks at me before saying "its simle, safety of the pack if we sleep in the same room we'll be safer from the cops" he says reminding me "oh ok" I say and Finnish my meal I lay down and sleep feeling him starring at me I slowly fall into a dreamless slumber