Roast

First make sure the roast identify with the persons looks. Don't stutter (don't act like a fool.) Roast on your level these roast I am putting here some are different levels, don't roast someone that you know will beat you in a roast off. Don't repeat a roast, don't steal the other persons roast they will laugh, and make fun of you probably say "you suck make your own roast" or something like that.
1) You're so fat people run laps around you for exercise
2) You're the iceberg that sunk the Titanic
3) cookie monster
4) -stares- at a person then the person says what are you staring at you say oh, I'm trying to count your rolls I seem to always lose track at 74. (I made that up about a family member I hate.)
5) look at a blad guy, and scream "blad eagle"
6) stop trying to be so hot the only thing you can turn on is a microwave
7) breath mints are like brains the people that need them the most don't have them.  (They might be to dumb to understand it though😂😉)
8) call them ugly then say when your mom saw you, she thought you were the spawn of satin then chucked you at the wall (if you know they don't have a mom I wouldn't recommend this unless you really hate them but I wouldn't recommend it even of you to hate them just make sure they still have one.)
9) If your gonna be to faced at least make one pretty.
10) Is your family tree at cactus because your family is a hole bunch of pricks.
11) Is your ass jealous about all the crap that just came out of your mouth
12) I would love to roast you, but my mom told me to stop burning trash.
13) If someone tells you to shut up say "I don't shut up, I grow up, and looking at your face makes me throw up."
14) your so fat when your went on and diet you ended world hunger.
15) Enemy: -puts middle finger up at me.-
Me: Is that your IQ.
16) Me: shut up
Enemy: Make me
Me: I don't make trash but your mom does.
17) I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?
18) The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.
19) Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
20) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
21) What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
22) If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.