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Roasts and Disstracks

She grabbed Eddie and pointed at us all "You! You did this!" she said putting him in her car "You know how fragile he is..." "Gosh, give the boy some air.." I muttered. Bill tried to talk but she wouldn't let him "Don't try anything else..." she told Bill. Then she closed the door and her keys fell back in front of Bev, she tried to pick it up "No, back!" she yelled. Then she got in her face, I came up and stood next to Bev "Oh, I've heard of you Miss Marsh... and I don't want a dirty girl like you touching my son..." she muttered "Oh, I've heard of you too!" I said standing in front of Bev "I heard your gigantic feet hit the ground every step you take makes an earthquake" she looked at me "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" "Aren't you supposed to go to your weight watchers appointment?" I asked. The fat woman gasped and went to her car and I began to talk "So think twice when you say shit like that to people... others have mouths... they don't shove food into it like you but still..." she glared at me and Eddie was laughing in his car.

*Walking Home*

It was mad quiet until Richie broke the silence as usual "Sam, make me a disstrack..." "what?" I asked. Richie laughed "Do a diss track on me" "When?" "Now!" I rolled my eyes "Mike give me a beat" we went on . 

"Look at Richie, he is really bitchie.

 Then we go to a creepy ass house, Wonder what thats about.

So, fat sitting on a couch.

Doesn't take long for you to say ouch.

Eddie always wearing a fanny pack. 

People say I have a nice rack.

Your mom is never coming back.

Bitch I'm gonna kick you in the nut sack.

Forgot you don't have one.

Eddie's mom weighs a ton.

Boi, you better run.

I think I just won."

Everyone started yelling and screaming "Oh" except Bill. Bill was staring at me, and he looked stiff. Bill's eyes scanned my body and everyone began to start walking, once we got back to Bill's house he looked at the ground. I walked over to him and started kissing him, then I stopped "What's wrong?" "N-Nothing..." "Why did you look like you did and started staring at me after I roasted Richie?" "B-B-Because of everything you said..." "Like?" "B-B-Because you r-r-roasted E-Eddie's mom and your r-r-roast to Richie... y-y-you said you have a nice r-r-rack and stuff" "I just wanted to roast more.." I remembered how Bill looked "What?" he asked. I blushed "What were you thinking when I said those things?" "I-I um..." I heard Richie scream 'Boner boy' outside. I knew it "S-Shit..." he whispered "Its ok... lets go play a game.." he nodded and we walked away.

Bill got turned onnn ohhhh, anyway I don't know what I did.. I hope you liked it!