Random spoofs!

Spoof 18: everyone is stupid today ( 1,240 word spoof )

Warning: Very long and let's all experience right now how Brambleclaw sounds singing Perm by Brunooooo ( you may voice act XD )

Brambleclaw: whatcha doing over there looking all pretty and angry and mean and good, AHAHAHA!

Brambleclaw: JUSTIN BIEBER!!

Justin Bieber: what

Brambleclaw: IT MY BIRFDAY

Justin Bieber: oh w-

Brambleclaw: NO IT'S NOT!

Justin Bieber: 0_o

Embersoar: ...

Brambleclaw: don't I look good tho!

Firestar: -runs in- NO I DO

Mousefur: NO I DO

A few minutes later-

Brambleclaw: throw some perm on your attitude! Girl ya gotta relax! Oooh!

Firestar:? -trips on Brambleclaw's paw and falls- AH!

Brambleclaw: I'll show ya what ya gotta do! Girl ya gotta lay it back! Matter fact! Show her how to lay it back!

Bruno Mars: show her how to lay it back!

Kai: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG -turns into crazy ninja and hugs Bruno mars to death-

Bruno Mars: -dies-

Brambleclaw: -murders Kai- MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡

How did you like the performance kids? XDDD

Firestar: THUNDAAAA -thunder effects-

Jayfeather: IM A BANANANANANANANA

Stick: STOP

jayfeather: ....:DDDDDDD

Firestar: IM SO SEXY -turns into a potato and runs around wearing a twoleg- AAAAAAAAAYAAAYAYAYAYAYA

Twoleg: ..................

Twoleg's mom: AMANDA!!

Kai: I need to tell you a secret

Brambleclaw: what ninja?

Kai: SINCE I'M IN BAG I'LL TELL U -yell-

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED JASON, I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TOUCHES BATMAN, I HATE YOU, MY SISTER IS GIRLY, IM GAY, ( obviously yea XD ) I HAD ALWAYS HAD A PASSION FOR TIGERS AND KAWAII STUFF AND ORANGE AND NINJAS. I. WANT. A. PET. TWOLEG. YOU. WILL. TELL. MY. FRIENDS. THESE. SECRETS!!!

Jayfeather: -runs into tree and turns into twoleg- AAAAAAHHH WHAT IN THE GODS NAME IS THAT MONSTROSITY -suffocates-

Kai: TWOLEG -murders-

Brambleclaw: GOOD NINJA -pets-

Kai: I WILL ONLY LET JASON TOUCH ME -slaps-

* meanwhile in FlopAArtUnicornWorldInEddsWorldCrap&Shit *

Carina: HEY

Molly: WHAT

Holly: ugWat

Carina: I GOT A TIGER NINJA -shows sister-