South Park Mafia AU

The killers we are

Hey before we start I just wanna say that I forgot to like give them a group name so Cartmans Group is call Killer Snakes( I don't know what to call them sorry). Craigs Group is called Bloody Lions. So let's start with the story.

Cartmans Pov
The cabbin was gray, dark, and far into the woods. Perfect place to kidnap and kill people so they can't here them scream. Exactly the reason why I chosed this place for my gang to do illegal crap. Just like right now as I watch Tweek and Damian beat the fuck out if this random person with a bat and a pipe. "Pl-please I'm begging you! Y-you gotta stop!" The man cried.

Tweek and Damian looked at each other, then back at the man. "It's a simple yes or no awnser. So are you working for SP locos?" Damian said more serious. The man looked around, studdering and mumbling. "N-no" the man said, sweating and shaking. "Don't lie." Tweek said and hit the man's knees. "Aaaaaghh ok ok I do work for them!" The man cried.

"What do you guys do?" Damian asked. "I uh I'm just the guy who takes the money to the bank" he said. "We're going nowhere" Damian yelled.

He screamed as loud as he wanted but it's not like someone will hear him. Poor fucker just wanted to do some freaky shit with Tweek. To bad Damian came and knocked the guy out. And now he's hear nearly dead and I hear his cries saying that he has a "family". I actually chuckled as I heard this. He as a family yet he went to a gay strip club and almost had sex with Tweek.

I looked around and saw Butters in a chair looking away with a guilty look in his face."awe is butters gonna cry cause he feels sorry" I teased and he pouted and flipped me off. I frown. I also saw Wendy on the phone with a person who wanted organs and Kyle was helping her so we can get a million dollars. Who the fuck wanted organs? I don't care as long as I get money for doing it.

"He's not ack breathing a-any more" Tweek drop the pipe that had blood and sat down. Tweek was a spaz because he's addictive to coffee that has meth but who cares. "What did he say" I asked and light the cigarette in my hand. " He gah! Said that he isn't working for the SP Locos" Tweek said sounding disappointed but later smirked. "Buuuut" Tweek reached into his pockets " we did find this in his wallet" Tweek said and pulled out 500 dollars.

I smirked. Sneaky basterd." Good job twink". "Shut it fatass!". "AYE" I screamed. I signaled my hands so he could give it to me. He gave me a frown and put it in my hand. "Well the basterd dead so Damian but him on the table and butters do your job" I said and smoked in my cigarette. They did as they were told and Butters was next to the body with sharp objects as he started cutting into him. He wore gloves and a surgical mask so blood won't get all over him. He got all of the guys organs and put them in a bucket full of Ice.

Tweek decided to take of his blue jacket cause it was full of blood. His body was slim and his hips were wide like a female and so was his ass. Because of this I like to call him twink sometimes.
It's was half an hour and butters was already done and went to take off his gloves and mask.

I heard ringing and I saw Tweek looking pissed at his phone. "Sorry Cartman the strip club is calling me and want me back" he said and got his car keys. " Hey what about the body?" I say. " take it out your self" he said and opens the door and got in his and left.

"Don't worry I'll go out and burn it" Damian said and dragged it. "Well were leaving and the guy on the phone said he'll give us 2 million dollors" Wendy said and got her car keys with Kyle and Butters and left. I sighed and decided to leave too.

Time skip

I stood in the dark ally way smoking my cigarette. Many people pasted but they didn't seem to care. Of course if I didn't care then nobody else would. I kept smoking till I felt a hand touch my shoulder. "Hey" I heard the voice say. I growled knowing who it was. "What do you want Tucker" I asked sounding pissed. " nothing just that you got a really cute member in your group" he said and smirked.

"Oh no you better not take another one of my members again you already took Stan!" I yelled."Well it's not my fault I pay them better" he said. I glared at him. "Leave him alone I only have 4 members." I said in a deep voice. "Yeah okay I'll stay away from Tweek" he said. "As if I'll believe you" I said and walked away. I could here him laugh and walk away too.

"Fuckin Craig Tucker"