sorry not sorry
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"youre an alien!?!?!?!?" daddy yelled.
"im sorry i didnt tell you, daddy!!" i really wasnt sorry. i knew he'd deport me😭
"dont deport me, daddy!!!" i scream.
"oh i wont, ill just fuck you so hard for keeping a secret from me! ill fuck you harder than a rock!!" trumpie yells.
"oh yes, daddi!!! fuck me so hard!! fuck the alien out of me!!" i scream!!!
daddy rips his pants off, ripping mine off too, and fucks me without warning. it doesnt hurt because i have an invincible ass teehee😋😋😋
"UUUUUUUWWWWUUUUUU!!!!" i let out a blood curdling scream, resulting in me releasing a bIG FAT JUICY NUT ALL OVER THE OVAL OFFICE.
"ZUCC ME ZADDY ZRUMP!!" OH FUCK IT FELT SO GÜD.
daddy moans some old man moans, and then falls over, grasping his chest.
"d-daddi-kun?" i whimper.
"IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK. IM TOO ORANGE." a team of nurses rush in amd take him away.
"MIKE!" my wife yells at me, amd sees the scene in front of her.
"YOURE CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT ORANGE CHEETO??!?!??!?!"
"D I V O R C E!"
i fall of the floor in shock, "oH FUCK!" i yell.
