I FOUND THIS EXTREMELY FUNNY SO A BIG SHOUT OUT TO @kylieu13
KATE!
↝is calmly scared
"(Y/N), if you don't get that death noodle away from me, I will dump you"
↝doesn't dare move
↝"aww he won't bite"
↝"if I can't trust you with a curling iron why should I trust you with this SNAKE!"
EMALINE!
↝adores it
↝they cuddle and it's adorable
↝tries to talk to it like in Harry Potter
MCQUAID!
↝tells you all the dangers of having it
↝"it can bite you!"
↝"he's never bitten"
↝"he could suffocate you in your sleep!"
↝"I put him in his cage at night"
↝"Y/NNNN)"
↝"Quaaaaaaid
LUKE!
↝makes horror films with it
↝makes documentaries about it
↝pet sits when you vacation
↝he loves it as if it was his
TYLER!
↝scared he'll hurt it
↝"and just let him explore"
↝"But what if he falls of me"
↝"Tyler it's a snake not a newborn"
YOU ARE READING
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