She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and God help anyone who disrespected his queen
[I'd say its all a joke but it's pure literary art edgar allan poe is shaking]
"You really are breaking up with me?" Jimin asked, tears welling in his eyes.
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"Yes." Wendy confirmed, moving her fake anime boobs from blocking her line of vision, "and you should have seen it coming long ago...i know a guy....he treats me right. You don't."
"And how do i not treat you right?"
"Oh chim chim," she rolled her eyes,
"you are such a libra. Our signs arent compatible. You always want to be complimented, you're always doubting yourself, you live for other people's drama, sometimes even creating it.
You're also too dramatic."
"Ugh, how dare you I can't even look at you anymore." Said jimin covering his face.
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"Not to mention...." continued wendy slowly, "taehyung has the most beautiful mullet I've ever seen. We call it billy tae cyrus jr. And you- you won't even keep your hair black. Not even for me.
Instead you insist on having that burnt noodle looking dumbass blonde hair. I thought you hated white people, jimin." She sniffed, holding back the tears.
Her phone buzzed. She snatched it away from the table, 3 of her fake nails snapping in the process, before jimin could see but he already had. A text message from who was saved as "TaeYeehaw" on her phone, followed by a cowboy emoji, an eggplant emoji and a heart emoji.
He grabbed her phone and threw it against the wall in anger but it simply bounced off and hit him back on the head.
"Taehyung??? My best friend Taehyung??? Whomst I hath known since I was in school??! THAT Taehyung?" Jimin couldn't believe what he was hearing.
What kind of disrespect was that?
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