Srarjumper:*got shot*
*gasps* you got me blitzwing.
*walks to him*
Ah eh uh
Uh ah eh
*falls*Blitzwing:*catches her*
Starjumper: hold me closer blitz.. H-h-h-h it's getting dark..
Blitzwing:*sobs*
Starjumper:Tell auntie M to let Ol' yeller out
*exaggerated coughs again*Blitzwing:*sobbing while wiping his tears*
Starjumper:Tell Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas
*exaggerated coughs again*Blitzwing:*is now crying while holding her *
Starjumper: Tell Starfire I DO give a damn
*coughs on his face and blows raspberry and farts*
Pardon me
*dies*Blitzwing:*cries hard*
Miko:*hands Starjumper an Oscar trophy*
Starjumper:*gasps and grabs it*
Audience:*standing ovation while clapping*
Starjumper :
Thank you, thank you. You really love me! You really really love me!! *does flying kiss *(Nightfall gave this idea XD for Starjumper)
YOU ARE READING
Transformers Stuff [DISCONTINUED]
RandomThis book is full of craziness memes (but also have lemon/smut so don't read if you're underage). Only references to Transformers. Enjoy reading them 😘😘😘