Dirty Talk becomes a Fight

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*Autobot Base*

Starfire: Hey, Handsome~

Optimus: Hey, Star~

Starfire: Hmm~ looking good today~

Optimus: I guess you want some more of me~

Starfire: Maybe~ I guess you couldn't help but eat me till I come~

Optimus: *smirks*

Nightfall: *walked by and heard them talking dirty* Oh my primus... *ran to everyone* HEY EVERYONE! STARFIRE SAYS THAT OPTIMUS'S SPIKE IS SO BIG THAT IT COULDN'T FIT INTO HER MOUTH AND IT'S HARD!!!

Starfire and Optimus: WHAT?! O/////////////////O *blushes hard*

Nightfall: *laughed*

Starfire: *wanted to speak but already fainted with Optimus and blushes hard*

Knockout: *came in* What? What happened?

Ratchet: Nightfall is drunk

Nightfall: WHAT?! I AM NOT!! *tackled him and fight*

Ratchet: *fighting Nightfall then dragged her to the med bay*

Nightfall: NOOOO!!!!

Ratchet: *put the sleeping injection and inject her*

Nightfall and Ratchet: *screaming loud like hell*

Everyone: Dafuq? 😨😨😨😨😨😨 *thought Ratchet was raping Nightfall*

Ratchet: *came out*

Everyone: 😨😨😨😨😨😨

Ratchet: What?

Megatron: 😡😡😡😡😡😤😤😤

Ratchet:.............*ran away and screaming as servos up in the air*

Megatron: *yelling at everyone*

Smokescreen: Dude, Its not like your waifu is dead...😑😑😑

Starfire and Optimus: *fainted on the floor*

Knockout: *splashes a bucket of cold water at them*

Starfire and Optimus: *still fainted*

Knockout: *slapping them*

Starfire and Optimus: *woke up and shocked*

That's all. It's so funny 😂😂😂😂 and thanks to Lady_Nightfall for giving me this idea. 😂😂😂😂 Thanks for reading

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