J-hope x Post Malone. The forbidden love. RATED R!!!

The TRUTH!

Post Malone and J-Hope had been together for 2 short days. However, they were madly in love. Or should I say, lust. Post Malone loved sticking his hotdog in J-hope's donut hole. They had a lovely time together, even though J-Hope was scared and couldn't understand english 99.9% of the time!

''J-Hope yo booty so fat boi'' said Post Malone enthusiastically.

J-Hope replied with, ''제발 강간하지 마세요!'' Whatever THAT means...hehe.

It went on like this for the 2 days they had been together. They weren't really together, but Post Malone thought that seeing J-hope couldn't talk, there was really he could do to get out of it! Nobody understood a word that J-Hope said, so his cries for help went un-noticed!

First, there was the conspiracy that this whole ''relationship'' was for attention, and to spread korean music to the USA. Propaganda, essentially.

Then, there was the conspiracy that J-Hope just didn't look human, so he must be a reptilian creation of Post Malone's, to take everyone's attention off of whatever Post Malone was trying to hide in his basement.

However, throughout this ''relationship'', nobody ever thought that maybe... Just maybe..... J-Hope was being raped.