So all of the sudden this thing poped up from no where which is impossible.
He said I want to see.So he made some light.He was like AAAAAA THIS IS TOO BRIGHT.So he kept things dark for a few hours.
He then said I want some bitches.So he created a hoe with huge tits and a huge ass.
So about 1 hour later after he banged the hoe.He wanted to make a few round things.
So he made a few round things but no one cares about the other round things we just care about the one with the lava and grass and shit.Aka earth
So he was like I'm lonely let me make 2 things.I will call them Edam and Ave.......no Adam and Eve.Yea
He then thought I will make more of these things later until then these will be the only things on this ball
He then said I'm going to call these things humans
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My Version Of The Bible
RandomWarning:Some people might get offended I do not know how the bible goes so I am making it up as i go along So since this is my version of the bible I might add a few things Oh yea and I am probobly having a sleep high while writing this and I am not...
