So Adam and Eve where created
They magically landed in a forest or somewhere.Idk
Eve was like I want some food let's get some McDonald's or like taco bell
Adam was like yea ok let's get taco bell
God rushed in and said TACO BELL IS FORBIDDEN
Eve was like Ok so McDonald's it is
Adam and Eve walked around the hood
So long story short they got taco bell and all of the sudden they wanted to fuck
God was like NO YOU SHALL NOT FUCK ON MY TULIPS
They fucked........What you want details.You ain't getting them you nasty fuck
God saw and killed both of them.
He told them to not eat taco bell so they had to die
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My Version Of The Bible
RandomWarning:Some people might get offended I do not know how the bible goes so I am making it up as i go along So since this is my version of the bible I might add a few things Oh yea and I am probobly having a sleep high while writing this and I am not...
