The Beginning And The End...... Of The Story!

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Andy, like anyone else, did nothing but eat sand and lava in his free time. If he was super hungry he would even eat a plover he caught on the way home. Andy also looked like a normal person and instead of describing what he looked like just look at the cover of this book... Idiot, it doesn't take a genius to figure that out... Andy was just walking along side of the road going to get his lunch at soubway he saw his friend Jeff about to walk past him, now Andy knew his manners so he said "I would ask you if your days going good but i really don't care," in a nice voice and ran before Jeff could respond, Andy was just about at the soubway he was on the side of the shop when he saw an ant he was looking at him angrily "i don't like ants they crawl on me when i sit outside!" yelled Andy crushing the poor defenceless ant suddenly the ant grows from beneath his foot into a giant ant warrior wielding two huge battle axes the ant swings at Andy screaming "i got you now!!!" just before Andy gets crushed he said "how about half of my lunch?" looking not worried at all "umm... well yeah sure i guess half a foot long is worth tons of ants live," said the giant ant....and so that was the story of Andy.....AND YES BACK OFF HESS GOT A GIRLFRIEND!    

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