He's SHOCKINGLY Amazing (Antiseptiplier)

'New Kid'

The hunter at the front then began to speak...

"So, today we are going to learn the basics of trigonometry," What the fuck? What is this idiot talking about? What is trigo-woho or whatever? And why the fuck am I sat here about the learn it? I raise my hand. "Yes Anti?" he says acknowledging me. "Yea, um what the fuck has this got to do with anything?" he looked dumbfounded "Like no offence or anything but we're demons we don't need to know this shit, it is literally useless." Everyone erupts into laughter even Dark, although it was probably because of the look on the guys face more than my comment. "Well, Anti, this will help you out in the human world of work and such" he says trying to be polite but clearly pissed at me for talking to him like I did, but what do I care? Oh yea, I don't. 

"Mate, in case you haven't realised we are demons, not humans. We are literally in the place for killing you idiots, I don't know about the rest of these guys but I know that I'm not interested in working in the human world," the guards begin to stare at me, probably wondering if I'm about to do something I 'shouldn't'. "As soon as I get out of here, I'm off to go kill some bastards, not teach them how to do this shite" I reply, my accent thickening as I begin to get annoyed as to why I'm even here. Oh and I should probably tell you, just in case you didn't know, I'm Irish - you're welcome.  The hunter at the front decides not to start an argument with me and turns back to his board. Haha I won - I knew I would, I always do. 

"Now that was brave of you Kitten." Dark purrs into my ear. I feel the blood rushing to my face and the goose bumps forming on my arms. Dark smirks, seeing the effect he has had on me again. "How was it, he can't even do anything to me." I reply back wiping the smirk right off his face; he clearly wasn't expecting me to answer so confidently but hey, if he hasn't killed me yet I'm sure there's a reason for it so I'll keep going while I can. I'm also known to be one to - well, lets say push people until they 'snap'. Lets just hope Dark doesn't end up 'snapping' any time soon.

 "Yes he can, babe." he says, the smirk coming back to his face. What is he on about, the guy doesn't even have a gun - sure he could call one of his guard friends but I could take out one of them easily as well - probably... "He has a button in his pocket that he can use to call that 'Jason' guy who come in to punish you." So what? I've been hurt before, its not like it would even be that bad, right? "And trust me, you don't want that, It hurts -  a lot."  He says the smirk leaving his face and turning more serious; he then turns his attention back to the front. Shite, if it hurt Dark - the prince of Hell, son of Satan himself, then I am truly fucked. I am taken out of my trance as I hear a bell go and watch as everyone gets up and leaves. Man I must have been in my own little world there for ages, shit. "That's the 20 minute break bell, if you were wondering love." Dark says noticing my confusion. "Anti, can you stay behind a second please - we need to have a word" Fuck. "They are hunters sweetheart, remember that." is the last thing Dark whispers to me before leaving the room. 

Great now it's just me and the hunters. This'll go well wont it? "Anti," the hunter says as I slowly make my way towards him. "Since you are new I wont call Jason and have you punished - this time.. " Thank fuck "However, " Shite. "We have informed the other demons that they will all be getting punished if you don't get your act together. Meaning they will probably go ape shit on you and make sure you're not doing anything that could 'harm' them,"

Woah hold up now; what the fuck? He smirks at my reaction. "You're welcome, now leave" the hunter says, shooing me out with the guards help before I even have time to comprehend what he had just said to me. What a dick. I thought he was going to be more tame, he looked like he couldn't swat a fly for fooks sake. What do I do now? 

"Oi, 'new kid'" I hear from the halls behind me. Shite.

And so the 'fun' beings.....