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i get into the uber and text george.

me: oi, nonce, i'm in the uber and i'm safe

george: good, but i'm not a nonce

me: how are you not a nonce sir?

george: idk i didn't tell you to spread em

me: what if i wanted you to?

george: what haha?

me: idek i'm home now lmao i'll talk tomorrow imma go pass out on my bed now

george: bye ig

fuck. why did i do that.

thank you shitheads for 1k

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