Aries:
1. Super aggressive, loud, will literally fight everything
2. Cute little sunshine but can probably kill you with their bare hands
Taurus:
1. Lazy couch potato
2. Actually Aphrodite the goddess
Gemini:
1. Two-faced serial killers
2. Mood-swingy human bean
Cancer:
1. Really overprotective and cries a lot
2. Super sassy and has never cried in their life
Leo:
1. Super self absorbed and obnoxious
2. A little insecure but still prideful, pretty chill and funny
Virgo:
1. Super organized and germaphobe
2. "Bruh have you seen my bed?"
Libra:
1. Social butterfly and hella fashionable
2. Netflix hoe
Scorpio:
1. Super sexy and evil emotional wreck
2. Funny and sarcastic assholes
Sagittarius:
1. Such travel, much heroin, very wisdom
2. Personification of doge meme
Capricorn:
1. Workaholic and conservative Republican asshat
2. Has never done an assignment, ever
Aquarius:
1. God
2. Alien
Pisces:
1. Crybaby and sensitive
2. Stoner and never talk about their feels
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Which type are you?? Sadly I'm the 2nd type of Gemini and the 1st type of Cancer.
Also it's sometimes good to be overprotective but otherwise it gets super annoyed, especially when you cry all the time. (T-T)
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Horoscopes (German & English)
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