Cancer: I really like taking showers after I get back from work because-
Virgo: wait, you take showers at night?
Cancer: ... I mean... yeah, Virgo, as oppose to when?
Taurus: in the morning where literally, everybody else take showers.
Scorpio: Taurus, people take showers at night.
Capricorn: in the morning.
Cancer: cap, at night.
Capricorn: in the morning.
Cancer: you guys are so weird.
Taurus: you guys are so wrong about this, oh my gosh!
Scorpio: you're so weird!
Scorpio: you know, if you take a shower at night, you have, like, thirty extra minutes in the morning to be able to do whatever you want.
Taurus: yeah, but people who take showers in the morning are known to be hundred percent more energized, at least.
Cancer: I just don't get why you wouldn't have a nice, relaxing, warm shower to put yourself to sleep at night.
Virgo: okay, but what if you sweat during the night, you know?
Cancer: ...
Scorpio: *whispering* come on, Pisces back us up on this.
Pisces: but I don't-
Scorpio: just say something!
Pisces: okay... *coughs* at least I know it's my sweat and not, like, a sweat of a spit of a person-
Virgo, Taurus & Cap: ...
Pisces: -or... something that has gotten trapped in the air and... lands... on... my body...
Taurus: ...
Taurus: I don't think you know how the air works.
Scorpio: I don't think you know how the showering works!
Capricorn: well, I do, and it happens in the morning.
Cancer: it happens at night!
Virgo: morning.
Scorpio: night.
Taurus: morning.
Scorpio: guys.
Taurus: we're not going to stop saying morning.
Cancer: night.
Capricorn: morning.
Capricorn: you know, I read online that showering at night could drop your body's natural rhythms which means you can't fall asleep.
Scorpio: ... I don't believe in that crap for a minute.
Virgo: you can't just ignore science, Scorpio.
Scorpio: watch me.
Taurus: guys, I think you should just accept your mistake in this situation and just move on.
Cancer: you know what Taurus? If you're not going to able to change your showering ways, then we might not be able to be friends anymore.
Taurus: well, maybe I don't want to be friends with someone who's not fresh all the time.
Pisces: ... actually... I kind of like baths.
Cancer, Scorpio, Taurus, Virgo & Cap: ...
Taurus: what?
Capricorn: a bath is literally a soup of your own filth, Pisces.
Scorpio: yeah, real American psychos take bats. Geez laweez.
Pisces: ... *mumbles* sorry...
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