The hunter

Don't kill it. Don't. Kill it. I know you want to, I can feel it in you. I just need you to not kill it. Please? Please don't. You don't need to kill it. It won't kill you. Please, I beg of you, don't kill it!

Okay, okay. I know you want to get it's fur for your coat. It's meat for you to cook. It's head to display your work.

But you don't need another coat. You can just buy some food at the store. And why must you tell all your friends that your a murderer.

Yes, that's what I said. A murderer. A monster. A creep. Is that what you want to be? All I ask of you is to not kill this innocent soul. Is that too much to ask for?

Alright, I'm sick of playing Mr. Nice Guy. Don't you kill him! He never hurt you! You don't even know this little guy! Why he must have a family in the forest, like you have a family at home! Would you like to be killed while you're minding your own business?

Wh-what! What did you ju- Did you just kill him!

After all my constant begging and pleading, my lecturing and badgering, you still killed him? H-how could you? Look at all the blood everywhere! Everyone is running away! You just ruined a lovely forest for your little game!

Can you even hear me? You just killed my best friend! I'll have you know that I've known him since we were- What are you doing now?

You're not serious. Haha funny joke. This was all a gag, right? Danny is going to get up, isn't he? You're just pointing that at me to scare me, right? Right?

Oh dear. I was only kidding. Please, I beg of you, don't you pull that-