Only 7 are left.
Kim Seokjin
They aren't tainted by evil.
Min Yoongi
If they die, the demons will come.
Jung Hoseok
What happens when they all die?
Kim Namjoon
Well, ha,
...
Gosh dammit. They even sent an ambassador to us. Some kid named Felix.
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Nice, a bit scary, but an overall marshmallow. (From what I have discovered) A little mean, but seems pure.
Sigh.......
I'll have to let them in. Without Jin's permission. He's gonna kill me.
"Hyung! Namjoon hyung! Hurry! I'm manning the door closed! Call them! Jin hyung's comin' to burst into the room! Chim and Tae are holding him back!" Our incredible maknae's voice shouted from my walky-talky. Great...
"Thanks, Kook! I'll hurry!"
I unlocked my phone and called the leader.
"Hello? This is Chan. How may I help you?"
"Hi. This is RM. You called me and asked me if you guys can stay with my team. You can."
I sent him the address. Then Jungkook burst through the door.
"Hyung! He's coming! Holy sweg, hide!" and like that, he was hit with a pink slipper. Nocked out cold.
Shit.
Shitty shit shit shit. Shit.
I'm dead.
Taehyung POV
Gosh, Jin hyung is fast and aggressive when he wants to. He nocked out Jimin hyung, and I hope on the mole on my nose that he didn't hurt Kookie. I had to beg for mercy.
*Tae-nim, what about RM-nim? Oh, and I'm Felix.* *Oh, and him too. But mostly Kookie. And call me Tae.* *Ok, Tae. Wait....... YOU LIKE JUNGKOOK-NIM! OooOOooOooOoOOOOoh, Tae has a crush!*
And then my phone buzzed.
Horse Hyung: Tae, we're jumping to QH rn. See u in about 5.
You: Dun worry hyung. We got ur back.
Horse Hyung: Ik. Ur my fam, Gucci Tab. 😉😚
You: ew hyung stop with the PDA I know that ur lonely but you don't need to plaster it onto everything you see
Author-Eun: Wtf u ppl doing. Tae, calm yo tits. Hobs, the heck. No PDA. U know I made an inconclusive result of your sis.
Welp, that put hyung back in place.
Horse Hyung: Holy shat ok I'll stop.
Author-Eun: Lmao, jk. I won't tell ur sis's fate
God, she's foreshadowing.
Suddenly, a loud CRACK filled the room.
"WE'RE BACK, BITC-"
*LE SMEK!*
"MIN FUCKING YOONGI! WE. HAVE. GUEST. THANKS TO THAT IDIOT MONSTER!" grumbled Jin.
Yoongles hyung just rubbed his face. "Ow. That hurts. Imma sad Suga now."
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Felix just laughed. "It's ok. We're just trouble, anyways. We're a bit crazy, just a warning."
Just then, my lil Kookie came into the room.
My heart joined track. It's going faster than Usain Bolt, wow.
Ok, ok, ok, Tae. Just breathe. I'm straight. I'm not gay. I just feel protective for him. He's younger. And even if I was gay, Jin hyung'll kill me, so get your straight shit together.
"Jinnie hyung, who's this? Is this the ambassador that those people sent? Is he Felix?" Gosh, Kook is so curious.
"Child! Calm! Yes, this is Felix, he's 18! A bit younger than you, but you two can play together! It's just perfect!" Jin hyung purred.
"Hyung, we're not kids. We can't stay 7 forever." Jungkook snapped.
And that's my cue.
"Kookie, let's go watch Iron Man movies! C'mon, it'll be fun!" I chirped.
"OooOOooOooOoOOOOoh! I wanna watch Iron Man too!" Jimin and Felix squealed. After that, they comically blushed.
*No, I'm not shipping them.* *Are u sure 'bout that Author-nim? (Wiggles eyebrows)* *Joon, shaddup.* *Ok. ㅠㅗㅠ* *Sorry, Joon. But thanks.*
