Ch 6 The Ship Shall Sail (say that 5 times fast)

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Seungkwan POV 

I ran off, giggling after getting the pic of Yoongi and Jimin kissing. I ran for awhile only to find a crack in a wall. I hid for about a minute. I was walking out of the crack only that I feel someone grab my wrist, "What the-"

"Shut the fuck up if you don't wanna die, cutie." he whispered in my ear with a knife against my throat. I screamed.

"AH! OH SHIT! VERNON! HOBI! HELP! WHAT AND WHO THE HELL-"

"So fucking annoying." the guy mutters as he tackles me and ties me up before throwing me over his shoulder.

I struggle under his grip as I'm thrown into a van as driven off our hideout aka mini mansion aka HQ aka house. "And the name's Xiumin, honey. My pleasure to meet you."

"Dang, bitch much? My brother's gonna get me back, y'know. This is a nice car, what model?"

Vernon POV

"KOOKIE HYUNG! C'MON! LET'S GO! WE GOTTA GO TELL JIN HYUNG! HE SAID NO PDA!"

"This kid, God, I'm coming!"

"YOU'RE TURNING MORE GRANDPA THAN YOONGI!"

"AISH! YOU COME BACK HERE!"

"CATCH ME FIRST GRANDPA!" and like that we almost destroyed the house. Two young adults, one meme and strong, and one strong and good at almost everything. And that's a lot of things. Because it's everything. And as the slow runner that I am, Jungkook caught me. 

;-;

"JIN HYUNG! KOOK WON'T LET GO OF ME! HYUNG? HYUNGIE JIN? Awwww, don't make me do this. *sigh* JIN IS UGLY!"

BAM!

Jin somehow:

-Broke through the wall
-Had a slipper with him
-He didn't drop the slipper
-And he started slapping the shit outta me

"I! *smek* AM! *smek* NOT!-".

"WHERE AM I? WHO AM I? I AM NOT. ME."

"거울 속에 비친 난 미로 EH. 내 안을 비춰줄 MAI MIRROR MAI MIRROR NO. 어디서 찾아야 할까. FOR ONCE I WISH I COULD SEE MYSELF. 난 계속해서 찾아 헤매고 있어 OH"

"WOOJIN! CHAN! JEONGIN! WHAT THE FU-"

"YAH-"

"STRAY KIDS! WATCH OUT! 2018! 야야 야야 야야 야야 야야 야야. 야야야 오늘은 또 어디 가니 됴. 야야야 거기 가서 뭐할 거니 EY. 넌 레드카펫 위에 있는 스타와 같은 위치. 관객은 카메라맨 다들. 전부 조심하길 바라니까."

"GUYS! SHUT UP!"

"YOUNG MAN! WATCH YO PROFANITY!"

"Ok hyung. One question must be asked. And just give me a sec, please... SEUNGKWAN?" No reply. Ever. He should've answered. "Hey... did anyone see my brother? He would have replied to- WAIT. 3! 2! 1! 거침없이!" 

*also does Changbin m*

"DID YOU JUST INSULT MY MATING CALL?! ONLY I CAN DO THAT! WHY? CAUSE I'M BINNIE BINNIE CHANGBINNIE!" Bin screeched. He did some aegyo? Is this classified as aegyo?

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