Typical Teenage Life

Things I Think About Constantly: Trans Guy Addition

• "Boobs are a thing..."

• "I want a fucking penis. Not inside me, but attached to me."

• "does this shirt look too feminine?"

• "I am so manly."

• *wears dress* "...man..."

• *sleeps without shirt on*

• "Should I come out...? Nah."

• "I wonder if Nana will except me as her grandson."

• "Is grandma transphobic????"

• "Suck my dick."

• Some asshole: "you're not a guy!"
Me: "I'll whip it out, right here right now."
Them: "Do it, no balls."
Me: "Ew. What a pervert!"

• "Wow boobs... are a thing."

• "I am the handsomest boi™"