Jacob: Hey there sleeping beauty. He stated, I almost thought you was in a deep comma , he says jokingly.
Me: laughs softly, you forgot we went to bed late last night around 4:30 or 4 ... I said, smartly.
Jacob: not my fault we had sex three times in a row ... But you liked it tho
Me: I mean I ain't complaining it was amazing ... But still my ass hurt, and my back, not to mention my thighs too
Jacob: ... Well dang , you was begging for it last night, don't blame it all on Papi
Me: I wasn't... I mean I ain't complaining it was amazing too, laughing softly
Jacob: ... Well dang , I bout drowned in it, swammed in it, and I was soaking in it , he began singing.
Me: its too early for your shenanigans... I'm falling back asleep. And you should too
Jacob: Wake Yo Ass Up...
Me: continues to ignore him*
Jacob* smacks her ass hard* and pulls back the cover
Me: Damn it Jacob , that shit hurts *Yank back the covers *
Jacob: alright fine, that's your stomach that's growling and kicking in yo back
Me: Whatcha Cook? *popping up from the covers
Jacob: Omelettes, Grits, and Bacon with a side of toast and apple juice.
Me: Daaaaamn , you try to go all out, thank you baby ,and it sounds good as it taste
Jacob: well I didn't know what u like so I went with my instinct ...oh yeah I took cooking classes in middle school and plus my grandma taught me some stuff
Me: Damn you went the whole nine yards, I said laughing. Well lemme get ready to take a shower and then eat.
Jacob: take your time, it'll be here
Me* closes bathroom door and strips to get in the shower, then I start singing (BTW can sing in real life).
Jacob:* walks to the door and listens *wow, she can sing, I wonder what else she can do . laughing to himself.
Me: *still showering and singing*
Jacob: *knocks on the door* Bae
We gonna be late
Me: Alright here I come *turns off the shower and wraps the towel around my body* and opens the door
Jacob: girl its like hot box in there... All that steam I thought u went to hell
Me: I'm bout point .22 seconds from knocking the blaxican paint of yo ass... I laughed.
Jacob: damn , Ma That hurts just wow... I'm sure you gonna regret . I'm sure of it
Me: you know what, take yo ass on... You play too much. I laughed.
Jacob: just like your thighs when the meet together. He said jokingly.
Me: Nigga, don't make me slap you into next year making you a year less dumber and a tad bit smaller
Jacob: you got jokes today ... Just wait imma clap back so hard you gone wish u hadn't have. He said
Me: I ain't worried bout you clapping back this ain't no encore sit com ... Face Ass .I said laughing loudly
Jacob: oh yeah , I'll be a face ass but guess who ain't getting they back clapped. ... He laughed. Now who's an head ass.
Me: Fuck you, you Vienna Sausage dick having ass , old get back to clapping my cheeks head ass . ohhh my mama taught me how to bump and grind at 12 face ass. I laughed to the point of snorting.
Jacob: Shut Yo Ass Up, looking like a discombobulated refrigerator door handle.
Me: boy I know you ain't calling me no damn refrigerator knowing that's where you eat from, matter fact that's how you got your food stamps.
Jacob: ahh-haa , we didn't grow up on ebt ... Head ass... We got money and bought food we didn't have a due date
Me: fuck you mister too goody shoes... The Struggle was real where we came from
Me: we ain't poor nor broke we in between , stable and having a place to sleep and eat
Jacob: damn my bad it was joke I didn't mean to hit below the belt... He said apologetic. I hope I didn't make u hate me or upset u ... I still love you
Me: *ignore him a lil bit more* then say I know I'm not a skinny chick with long hair but I'm a thick girl with short hair I do what I can to stay fit
Jacob: I was not trying to call u fat and you know that... If it makes u better I got sick once and lost all my weight so I looked like an unhealthy crack head
Me: I don't wanna talk right now ... I'm a lil upset I understand u apologized ... I- I need sometime to think
Jacob: *walks away to the balcony* and mumbles damn I didn't mean to go that far, now she may not talk to me again maybe I should've just let her have that. He groaned.
Let me know what y'all think was he in the wrong or was she too sensitive or was both in the wrong?
YOU ARE READING
sex in the hotel room
Romancethis book is very sexualized and descriptive with a lot of adult graphics words and slurs ... I hope u enjoy
