Dead and Alive

Chapter 4: I Can't Fly

After a million years of silence someone started to yell, “WILL YOU STOP TOUCHING ME?!”

“I’m not touching you you’re touching ME!”

“You were touching me first!”

“Shut up!”

“YOU shut up!

“I told you first!”

“No I did!”

“No I did!”

“No I did!”

Dog grunted, “This is why I hate kids.” I glared at him. He doesn’t hate kids! Kids hate him. The only reason I took offense to that is because I’m a kid, well in a way I am. I’m only fourteen so I don’t really qualify for a teen just yet. “Will you two shut up?! You’re going to a prison not a playground.” A guy barked. The two grumbled at each other until Bug stood up. “I have to use the facilities!” she shouted. Sniper looked up at her a little confused and a little weirded out. “Sit down will you?! You can use the pot when we get to the prison.” The guy ordered. “Wait since when were we going to a prison?” someone asked. “Yeah! What did we do?” someone yelled in response. “Everyone shut up just be quiet and we won’t get shot!” someone else shouted. “Everyone shut your holes!” the guy towered over everyone and screeched. “Nothing goes in my hole except PIE.” Night stood up and sat down grinning like a ninny, Bug stood up again, “If I don’t go to the potty now there is going to be a waterfall!” she whined. I stood up, “We all have the right to a fair trial!” I yelled. Then Dog stood up, “I think we should just jump out the windows.” He stated. “I think this is the most retarded thing ever!” Sniper yelled. Night then stood up again, “Look I’m standing!” he giggled. Cheetah stood up and stomped her foot in anger, “Look at my makeup! It’s all messed up thanks to you!” she shouted. Then everyone else started standing up, and shouting at them. Bug then stood on her seat and screamed, “Who else thinks this is all stupid and we should all take a nap!?” Everyone booed her and she sat down.

Suddenly we became a mob, tackling anyone who stood in the way of the driver. We opened the doors and threw him out onto a crowd of zombies and I unlocked Dogs cuffs. “Start driving!” I ordered. “No way I can’t drive.” Dog shook his head at me. “Either you drive, or I do. And you of all people should know that won’t end well.” I threatened. “Alright, alright I’ll ATTEMPT to drive.” Dog growled and took the wheel. He was swerving at first, but he got a handle of it after a while. “So, how’s driving?” Sniper asked. “I hate it, I can’t see well.” Dog growled, probably because of his sunglasses, they got all smudged when Angel netted him. We stopped at a clearing; there were a few guys in white that ordered us to stop. “Hey! Who are you?!” one guy asked. Then Angel came into view, she walked over to us and smiled evilly. “It seems you’re a lot smarter than I thought. Come with me, I have a proposition for you, but only the six of you. Everyone else stay.” She ordered.

“OH! Do we get to go to Disney land?” Night asked.

“Night, we’re in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. When do you think Disney land will ever come back?” I grouched.

“When I kill every zombie on this planet.”

“Well then.”

We stepped into a jail when I noticed it might be a trap. “Hey! Are you trying to get us in your jail?” I pulled out my gun and pointed it at her; if I can kill zombies I can kill brats like her. “No I just want you to join my organization.” Angel shrugged. “What’s the pay?” Dog asked. “Dog!” I yelled. “What? If there’s money in it I’m game.” Dog smiled. Great brother I know. “Well one out of six, how about the rest of you?” Angel asked. “How about no, you crazy blonde retard!” Bug growled. Sniper crossed his arms and turned only to see two guys guarding the doors. “When did they get there?” Cheetah mumbled. “Maybe they’re fairies.” Bug whispered. I looked at Bug and smiled, she’s so weird. “Last chance, either come with me or get put in jail. Your choices.” Angel sighed as if she didn’t care for our conversation. “I’d rather die than join you.” Cheetah hissed. “Fine, see you in an hour.” Angel smiled evilly at us and walked away. “Thanks’ Cheetah, you just killed us all.” I snarled. “Wait…what?” she asked as two guards pulled her into a cell and did the same to all of us, except Dog. He just put up his hand and they stopped. He then proceeded to walk into the cell without help from the guards; he folded his arms and glared at them through his sunglasses as they closed the door.